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“Good evening, ma’am!” said the cheery young man when I answered the phone. “I’m calling from the Donald Trump campaign,” he continued, “and may I ask who you are planning to vote for?” Without hesitation I answered, “Hillary Clinton, of course.”
“Um, what?” he responded, clearly unprepared for my selection. “Really? I mean, um, can you tell me why you aren’t voting for Donald Trump?”
“Sure,” I said. “I prefer a President who has some knowledge of history, a basic understanding of foreign policy and the mechanics of international relations, and most of all, familiarity with our guiding principles as set forth in the Constitution. Other than that, I don’t want a President who abuses women, mocks the disabled, shames immigrants, disses veterans, fails to pay his debts, and sleazes his way out of paying taxes.”
“Oh,” he muttered, not quite as cheery as he had begun. “Well, uh, thanks for taking the time—”
“One more thing,” I said. “You might want to suggest to Mr. Putin that he be more careful in providing the data base from which you make your calling lists.”
“Um…”
“Dos vedanya,” I said. Click.
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It would make a great Hillary campaign ad. Want to do a second take?
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Nice job, MadameSS!
