Florida Man.......are you ready? Wait for it....a Florida man fell out of his truck on the way home

[A HERETIC I AM]

from a strip club AND RAN HIMSELF OVER!!!!

Straight out of a Monty Python sketch!

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article110524437.html

There's more! His truck crashed into a house and he left it there!

http://www.wftv.com/news/local/man-runs-himself-over-leaving-strip-club-truck-ends-up-in-house-troopers-say/460417999

The MP'sFC sketch this reminded me of;

The run himself over bit is at the 4:20 mark

[Liberal Jesus Freak]

1. I have to ask...

This wasn't you, was it?

[A HERETIC I AM]

2. ROFL! No....I don't own a Pickup!

LOL.....

Howarya, sweety? Hope you and the hubbster are well!

[Taitertots]

3. Of course you don't... you left it in the person's house

[A HERETIC I AM]

4. Alright, fine. Let me rephrase.

I don't own a pickup.....for the last 18 hours.


I hate myself sometimes. That was a good truck, but the ditch and the house were gooder.

[Liberal Jesus Freak]

6. We're great!

Finally in Kentucky running a homeless shelter and near family, friends, and the granddaughter. Life is good! If you ever stop for gas in London KY give us a call

[A HERETIC I AM]

8. You're near London?

We do go by there on a couple different trips, but as I may have said before, there is damned little leeway with scheduling with this firm. If I can make it work with one of the co-drivers I ride with, I'll do it!

[Liberal Jesus Freak]

9. We're 10 minutes from the truck stop!

If you don't still have it, message me for my number! It would be great to see you, even for a bit

[A HERETIC I AM]

10. I will!

[malaise]

5. Too good

[Zing Zing Zingbah]

7. He's probably a lower class twit instead of an upper class twit

I love that sketch. My son does this funny face sometimes that looks just like one of the twits.