Pants Shit Fever groped himself at a Screaming Carrot Demon rally today.

[47of74]

EWWWWWWWWW

Ted Nugent groped himself while opening a Donald Trump rally in Michigan on Sunday.

“I’ve got your blue state right here, baby,” Nugent said, grabbing his crotch. “Black and blue.”

It was unclear what the rocker meant by the gesture, but Twitter users quickly mocked his comments.

[roamer65]

2. He switched residency from MI to TX when Jennifer Granholm was governor...circa 2004.

It was a slam at MI for being a blue state, in the usual crass and deplorable Nugent way.

He can go fuck himself...royally.

[SunSeeker]

3. That pants-shitting pedophile can go to hell.

[PoorMonger]

4. Unintended Irony

The notion that Nugent has a case of blue balls is pretty hilarious. It's almost like admitting he's 1 an impotent rage filled man or 2 he's just unfulfilled because he doesn't get laid like he did in decades past when he was groping 'fans'. Or both. In a Trumpian version of Idiocracy Ted would be the host of 'Owww My Balls'.

[rusty quoin]

6. It's what he does, and gets away with it.

[Lifelong Protester]

8. I am literally laughing out loud

at your title. I am still chuckling, and glad I am not drinking a beverage.

[Skittles]

9. pants shit fever

[Raine]

10. I love your subject line!

[cyberswede]

11. Best subject line ever.

And his wienie is black and blue?

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

12. K & Fuckin' R for "Pants Shit Fever" nt

[kwolf68]

13. Pants Shit Fever haha

Well I don’t know where it comes from, but it sure does come
My brain is the size of a pea
I told you if Obama was elected last time
It would be America I flee

This gives me pants shit fever
Pants shit fever

[smirkymonkey]

14. *snort*

[Orrex]

15. Nice to see him take a break from lusting after children, at least

God bless this American hero.

[lindysalsagal]

17. Screaming Carrot!!!

[llmart]

18. I gave you a rec....

just because this is the best laugh I've had all day! Man, I live in Michigan and this guy is an abomination. Only Trump would want someone like him as a supporter. One disgusting piece of shit to another.

[47of74]

20. Thank you!

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