We start out with 20 turkeys and each week one is eliminated - okay, eaten. The finalist is given a royal send off in the Rose Garden with a pardon of sorts. Then he's whisked off to the taxidermist and soon joins the lions, tigers and elephants in the Trump family "We Love Shooting Animals Museum." What an honor.

lame54

(40,107 posts)

5. The Turkey will commit suicide

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Wed Nov 23, 2016, 09:16 AM

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el_bryanto

(11,804 posts)

6. Well on that I totally agree. I know many will disagree with me here

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Wed Nov 23, 2016, 09:20 AM

Nov 2016

but turkeys have been am menace to our nation for too long. How I long to find employment as a Turkey, but no! All those jobs are taken by actual turkeys!

Bryant

get the red out

(14,072 posts)

7. Nope

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Wed Nov 23, 2016, 09:21 AM

Nov 2016

He will have Sara Palin show up with that Turkey killing machine she gave an interview in front of that time.

UTUSN

(77,795 posts)

8. He won't pardon himself?

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Wed Nov 23, 2016, 09:24 AM

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LeftInTX

(34,852 posts)

9. He will waterboard it and send it to Guantanomo

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Wed Nov 23, 2016, 10:23 AM

Nov 2016

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