Terrifying.

[kpete]

https://twitter.com/markberman/status/807948752023646208?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

[Botany]

1. "I am like a smart person."

Good God in butter are we fucked.

[theaocp]

2. "I'll be there not every day,"

"but more than that." Um, WHAT. THE. FUCK?!? does that mean? We're gonna get hit and he'll blame the black guy and get away with it.

[Atticus]

3. I honestly believe that the root of our problem is that about half the country

can read that exchange and think "Well, that makes sense."

[Thor_MN]

10. Half the country? Only 25% of the voting age population voted for Trump.

And I'd bet that a significant portion of those couldn't read anything.

[dixiegrrrrl]

14. Truer words, etc.

Remember that Carlin pointed that out...

[bigtree]

4. Bush ignoring intel's Bin-Laden warning

...deja vu

[Little Star]

6. +1

[rurallib]

5. 'I'm available on a minutes notice'

unless he's producing a tv show or making a deal or grabbing some pussy.

Donald Schmuck is a busy man.

[Thor_MN]

7. Good god, what he should like IF they repeated things to him?

That said, Dumbass has a very short attention span. They should start each briefing with a test on the last briefing and publicly release his score, since his is, like a very smart person.

[Jean-Jacques Roussea]

9. Chris Wallace should make him listen to his sentences on tape after he says them

[Jean-Jacques Roussea]

8. "I don't need to be told the same thing every day for 8 years"

*cough* Obama was born in America *cough*

Took him 8 years to admit that one, and he still blamed Hillary.

[Cyrano]

11. Be very afraid. No, be terrified.

[MFM008]

12. Hey "sir" maggot

Fuck you.

[onethatcares]

13. nothing has changed

go back to sleep sucking that little thumb.

kayrist, we're fucked.

[Vinca]

15. "I'm, like, smart."

And you, like, sound about 12 years old.