Holiday Presents for the GOP - make your suggestions

[3catwoman3]

Mitch McConnell - a last cigarette and a blindfold for the firing squad he should face.

[pinboy3niner]

1. They're already giving themselves coal, so that's out. nt

[Liberty Belle]

19. Duzy thread! N/t

[rzemanfl]

2. The Next First Lady-handcuffs and a nice briefcase.

Whenever she deigns to visit the White House, if ever.

[Takket]

3. James Comey

a computer that explodes if he types the word "e-mail"

[Best_man23]

4. For James Comey

Body shackles and a cold cell in Leavenworth, KS.

[Salviati]

5. A bargain - great for stocking stuffers!

https://www.amazon.com/US-Flag-Store-Russian-Federation/dp/B0014CDTYM

[Cy4ka]

6. Yes

Lets give them a PIZZA PARTY.

[Warpy]

10. Let me bake the pizzas

Some around here know I'm a master of culinary warfare.

[jmowreader]

17. No, Warpy. We appreciate the offer, but yours won't do...

...that is, unless you can finagle yourself into a job in the kitchen at Comet Ping-Pong between now and the party.

[sofa king]

7. Elephant armbands

I guarantee you they will ask, "how come nobody thought of this before now?"

[vlyons]

8. Black shirts - made in Italy

[Zambero]

9. Anything "repeeled"

Re-peeled bananas, turnips, cucumbers, etc. The slimier the better so as to befit the intended recipients.

[pinboy3niner]

11. A Putin BFF Medal just like Tillerson's

"Thanks for your support, Comrade!

--Love Always, Your Pootie Poot"

[KittyWampus]

12. Russian dictionary, flag and vodka.

[Liberal_in_LA]

13. Those nested Russian dolls

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

14. A lump of coal in their stockings

About all it's good for since people are moving away from that as an energy source.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

15. Of course here's a good Christmas card for them

[Generic Other]

16. Trump Invites Putin to his Inaugural PaRTY

And all we get is a lousy t-shirt.



Original T-shirt is actually for sale on the internet, but I added Putin and Trump.

[jmowreader]

18. Orders of Deportation for the lot of them would be too much to ask, ja?