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3catwoman3

(29,805 posts) Sun Dec 11, 2016, 07:51 PM Dec 2016

Holiday Presents for the GOP - make your suggestions

Mitch McConnell - a last cigarette and a blindfold for the firing squad he should face.

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Holiday Presents for the GOP - make your suggestions (Original Post) 3catwoman3 Dec 2016 OP

They're already giving themselves coal, so that's out. nt pinboy3niner Dec 2016 #1

Duzy thread! N/t Liberty Belle Dec 2016 #19

The Next First Lady-handcuffs and a nice briefcase. rzemanfl Dec 2016 #2

James Comey Takket Dec 2016 #3

For James Comey Best_man23 Dec 2016 #4

A bargain - great for stocking stuffers! Salviati Dec 2016 #5

Yes Cy4ka Dec 2016 #6

Let me bake the pizzas Warpy Dec 2016 #10

No, Warpy. We appreciate the offer, but yours won't do... jmowreader Dec 2016 #17

Elephant armbands sofa king Dec 2016 #7

Black shirts - made in Italy vlyons Dec 2016 #8

Anything "repeeled" Zambero Dec 2016 #9

A Putin BFF Medal just like Tillerson's pinboy3niner Dec 2016 #11

Russian dictionary, flag and vodka. KittyWampus Dec 2016 #12

Those nested Russian dolls Liberal_in_LA Dec 2016 #13

A lump of coal in their stockings Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Dec 2016 #14

Of course here's a good Christmas card for them Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Dec 2016 #15

Trump Invites Putin to his Inaugural PaRTY Generic Other Dec 2016 #16

Orders of Deportation for the lot of them would be too much to ask, ja? jmowreader Dec 2016 #18

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

1. They're already giving themselves coal, so that's out. nt

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Sun Dec 11, 2016, 07:53 PM

Dec 2016

Liberty Belle

(9,709 posts)

19. Duzy thread! N/t

Reply to pinboy3niner (Reply #1)

Sun Dec 11, 2016, 10:45 PM

Dec 2016

rzemanfl

(31,464 posts)

2. The Next First Lady-handcuffs and a nice briefcase.

Reply to 3catwoman3 (Original post)

Sun Dec 11, 2016, 07:54 PM

Dec 2016

Whenever she deigns to visit the White House, if ever.

Takket

(23,803 posts)

3. James Comey

Reply to 3catwoman3 (Original post)

Sun Dec 11, 2016, 07:56 PM

Dec 2016

a computer that explodes if he types the word "e-mail"

Best_man23

(5,269 posts)

4. For James Comey

Reply to 3catwoman3 (Original post)

Sun Dec 11, 2016, 07:57 PM

Dec 2016

Body shackles and a cold cell in Leavenworth, KS.

Salviati

(6,059 posts)

5. A bargain - great for stocking stuffers!

Reply to 3catwoman3 (Original post)

Sun Dec 11, 2016, 08:06 PM

Dec 2016

https://www.amazon.com/US-Flag-Store-Russian-Federation/dp/B0014CDTYM

Cy4ka

(2 posts)

6. Yes

Reply to 3catwoman3 (Original post)

Sun Dec 11, 2016, 08:08 PM

Dec 2016

Lets give them a PIZZA PARTY.

Warpy

(114,671 posts)

10. Let me bake the pizzas

Reply to Cy4ka (Reply #6)

Sun Dec 11, 2016, 08:44 PM

Dec 2016

Some around here know I'm a master of culinary warfare.

jmowreader

(53,395 posts)

17. No, Warpy. We appreciate the offer, but yours won't do...

Reply to Warpy (Reply #10)

Sun Dec 11, 2016, 09:52 PM

Dec 2016

...that is, unless you can finagle yourself into a job in the kitchen at Comet Ping-Pong between now and the party.

sofa king

(10,857 posts)

7. Elephant armbands

Reply to 3catwoman3 (Original post)

Sun Dec 11, 2016, 08:08 PM

Dec 2016

I guarantee you they will ask, "how come nobody thought of this before now?"

vlyons

(10,252 posts)

8. Black shirts - made in Italy

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Sun Dec 11, 2016, 08:12 PM

Dec 2016

Zambero

(10,029 posts)

9. Anything "repeeled"

Reply to 3catwoman3 (Original post)

Sun Dec 11, 2016, 08:25 PM

Dec 2016

Re-peeled bananas, turnips, cucumbers, etc. The slimier the better so as to befit the intended recipients.

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

11. A Putin BFF Medal just like Tillerson's

Reply to 3catwoman3 (Original post)

Sun Dec 11, 2016, 08:52 PM

Dec 2016

"Thanks for your support, Comrade!

--Love Always, Your Pootie Poot"

KittyWampus

(55,894 posts)

12. Russian dictionary, flag and vodka.

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Sun Dec 11, 2016, 08:54 PM

Dec 2016

Liberal_in_LA

(44,397 posts)

13. Those nested Russian dolls

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Sun Dec 11, 2016, 08:55 PM

Dec 2016

Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin

(137,429 posts)

14. A lump of coal in their stockings

Reply to 3catwoman3 (Original post)

Sun Dec 11, 2016, 08:57 PM

Dec 2016

About all it's good for since people are moving away from that as an energy source.

Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin

(137,429 posts)

15. Of course here's a good Christmas card for them

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Sun Dec 11, 2016, 09:01 PM

Dec 2016

Generic Other

(29,082 posts)

16. Trump Invites Putin to his Inaugural PaRTY

Reply to 3catwoman3 (Original post)

Sun Dec 11, 2016, 09:46 PM

Dec 2016

And all we get is a lousy t-shirt.

Original T-shirt is actually for sale on the internet, but I added Putin and Trump.

jmowreader

(53,395 posts)

18. Orders of Deportation for the lot of them would be too much to ask, ja?

Reply to 3catwoman3 (Original post)

Sun Dec 11, 2016, 09:54 PM

Dec 2016

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