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Feeling the Bern

(3,839 posts) Mon Dec 12, 2016, 02:26 AM Dec 2016

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A joke in response to Assfaced "I'm so smart, I don't need DIB" Shitgibbon: A joke

The Pope, Assfaced Shitgibbon, LeBron James and a 2nd grader are on an airplane. The pilot has a heart attack and the dies. Instantly, the plane starts to fall to Earth. However, there are four people and only three parachutes.

LeBron takes the first one and says "I am an international celebrity. Millions people look up to me. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps.

Assfaced Shitgibbon takes the second and says "I am the greatest president ever, and the smartest." He jumps.

The Pope looks at the 2nd grader and says "My child, I'm old and lived a long life. You take the last one. I am ready to meet God."

The 2nd grader smiles and says, "Your holiness, we both can live. The 'smartest, greatest president ever' took my backpack."

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A joke in response to Assfaced "I'm so smart, I don't need DIB" Shitgibbon: A joke (Original Post) Feeling the Bern Dec 2016 OP

Did you write that Joke? madaboutharry Dec 2016 #1

It's an oldie, but a goodie... TreasonousBastard Dec 2016 #2

But I still laughed out loud! Control-Z Dec 2016 #3

Standing at the precipace of what may be humanity's darkest hour, Mr. Evil Dec 2016 #4

Lol, I first heard that joke in the 70's, with different characters. cwydro Dec 2016 #5

Haven't heard that one before. Cudos! ffr Dec 2016 #6

Very appropriate malaise Dec 2016 #7

madaboutharry

(40,211 posts)

1. Did you write that Joke?

Reply to Feeling the Bern (Original post)

Mon Dec 12, 2016, 02:31 AM

Dec 2016

It's funny!

TreasonousBastard

(43,049 posts)

2. It's an oldie, but a goodie...

Reply to madaboutharry (Reply #1)

Mon Dec 12, 2016, 02:36 AM

Dec 2016

turns up pretty much every time an asshole makes major news.

Control-Z

(15,682 posts)

3. But I still laughed out loud!

Reply to TreasonousBastard (Reply #2)

Mon Dec 12, 2016, 03:11 AM

Dec 2016

Just so appropriate and funny.

Mr. Evil

(2,844 posts)

4. Standing at the precipace of what may be humanity's darkest hour,

Reply to Feeling the Bern (Original post)

Mon Dec 12, 2016, 03:23 AM

Dec 2016

I laughed my ass off!

cwydro

(51,308 posts)

5. Lol, I first heard that joke in the 70's, with different characters.

Reply to Feeling the Bern (Original post)

Mon Dec 12, 2016, 03:25 AM

Dec 2016

But it still works.

Except for the fact that the asshat has his own plane.

ffr

(22,670 posts)

6. Haven't heard that one before. Cudos!

Reply to Feeling the Bern (Original post)

Mon Dec 12, 2016, 04:41 AM

Dec 2016

malaise

(268,998 posts)

7. Very appropriate

Reply to Feeling the Bern (Original post)

Mon Dec 12, 2016, 05:47 AM

Dec 2016

Still laughing

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