Wake me when it's over: "Las Vegas strip club to feature Melania Trump look-alike"

[Miles Archer]

Las Vegas strip club to feature Melania Trump look-alike

http://lasvegassun.com/news/2016/dec/12/las-vegas-strip-club-to-feature-melania-trump-look/

By Jesse Granger (contact)
Monday, Dec. 12, 2016 | 10:25 a.m.

Las Vegas strip clubs are no strangers to gimmicky promotions, and next month Little Darlings will feature a look-alike of future first lady Melania Trump. She will be dancing Jan. 6 and 7, according to a news release from the club.

“Even though we’re known worldwide as the unparalleled leader in live adult entertainment, this might be our biggest feature performance of the year,” said Ron Nady, the club’s manager. “...Here at Little Darlings, we admire and respect women instead of insulting them. In that vein, we worked tirelessly to find the sexiest Melania Trump look-alike we could, and I think we found one who’s spot on.”

Nady said the club has extended a VIP invitation to President-elect Donald Trump to attend.

[el_bryanto]

1. Hmmmm - I wonder if she's the first first lady to have this particular honor. nt

[Initech]

2. I seem to recall a story like this about Sarah Palin during the '08 election.

[3catwoman3]

3. Will the competitors be...

...appearing in thongs and stillettos while brandishing pistols?

[Maru Kitteh]

10. They should invite Melania to come and judge the applicants

Maybe they could have a pregnant one too.

[3catwoman3]

12. I think both of those...

...pictures show a lack of self-esteem and a willingness to be exploited.

Even if my butt looked that good, I would not be showing to strangers.

[MrScorpio]

4. I'm sure that Porn Valley is in high gear as we speak.

[spanone]

5. trump will sue for part of the profits.

[Separation]

6. Was hoping for pics of the look a like

Just to be..uh, sure that she was the right one.

[11 Bravo]

7. Are we sure she's a look-alike?

[Wounded Bear]

8. Meh, she's not even that good looking....

[cwydro]

9. Gah!

Welcome to reality America.

[Maru Kitteh]

11. Ha! The comments section.

VegasDean
2 hours ago

I'm sure she'll just plagiarize the moves of other dancers on stage before her.