Two Old Ladies Take Down Carjacking Gang

[NobodyHere]

When alleged gang members targeted their Honda CR-V one October evening, two Milwaukee retirees sprang into action. Now the couple is credited with helping police nab a crew of suspected carjackers.

But as they drove to the valet parking stand, they soon learned a band of wanted car thieves was right behind them. Ben-Shalom, 68, told cops she was fetching Weiss’s walker from the trunk when she spotted the valet attendant on the ground, struggling to push a teenage attacker off him.

So the Army veteran and renowned lesbian activist tackled the alleged thief, 50 years her junior, and pinned him to the pavement.

“I stood up and put the toe of my boot in a socially significant place,” Ben-Shalom told The Daily Beast. “I told him if he tried to move or do anything, he would walk very funny for the rest of his life and pee through a tube.

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/two-old-ladies-take-down-carjacking-gang/ar-AAlxwSX?li=BBnb7Kz

[Raster]

1. YOU GO GIRLS!

[Cracklin Charlie]

2. "Pee through a tube"

Lol

I bet the little weasel didn't dare move after that line.

[pansypoo53219]

3. effluvia, she said effluvia. damn that is good.

[malaise]

8. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[suffragette]

9. I laughed out loud on the bus

Well done!

[Archae]

4. I saw the woman on a channel 12 out of Milwaukee broadcast...

Feisty older lady!

[FuzzyRabbit]

5. Reminds me of this oldie but goody

[progressoid]

10. That's hilarious!

[tclambert]

12. "She's beating him with a Bible!"

[Blue Owl]

6. Bwahahaha

[progressoid]

7. Haaaahahahahaha!

[arithia]

11. Just goes to show

Don't mess with Grannies. Most of em ran out of f*cks to give about bullsh*t years ago.