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This Is a $250 Warm Lube Dispenser
Weve all been there. Youre trying to get intimate and you need some lube, but its cold and that totally ruins the sexy vibe youre going for. And thats why you can buy lube and lotion warmers for about $25. Or you can pay 10x as much for one thats a bit prettier.
This is the Pulse, a $250 lube warmer and dispenser absolutely no one ever asked for.
The Pulse plugs into your wall and then uses its own specially designed lube pods to offer the best lube experience you could ask for. Or so the company claims.
Now, if youre paying $250 for a lube dispenser, you might think that you could use any lotion or lubricant you want. You would be wrong. Like a Keurig, Nespresso, or that stupid Juicero juicer, the Pulse needs its own proprietary lube pods to work. You get nine lube servings per pod and a package of 6 pods clocks in at $25.
Weve all been there. Youre trying to get intimate and you need some lube, but its cold and that totally ruins the sexy vibe youre going for. And thats why you can buy lube and lotion warmers for about $25. Or you can pay 10x as much for one thats a bit prettier.
This is the Pulse, a $250 lube warmer and dispenser absolutely no one ever asked for.
The Pulse plugs into your wall and then uses its own specially designed lube pods to offer the best lube experience you could ask for. Or so the company claims.
Now, if youre paying $250 for a lube dispenser, you might think that you could use any lotion or lubricant you want. You would be wrong. Like a Keurig, Nespresso, or that stupid Juicero juicer, the Pulse needs its own proprietary lube pods to work. You get nine lube servings per pod and a package of 6 pods clocks in at $25.
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American technology wins again... (Original Post)
brooklynite
Dec 2016
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HassleCat
(6,409 posts)1. At least it does something
Unlike the eighty dollar rock.
brooklynite
(94,461 posts)2. $85...
It's all in the pricing.
shadowmayor
(1,325 posts)3. BOHICA
Given the serious scroggin' coming our way, lube might be the answer. The tRump version dispenses sawdust and gravel for maximum discomfort, at a nice $999.
HassleCat
(6,409 posts)5. BOHICA indeed.
Only the rich will be able to afford KY jelly or Astro. The rest of us will have to use Ben Gay.
oh man, I'm dieing here.
angrychair
(8,685 posts)4. It going to be a essential item
As we are going to get fucked a lot for the next 4 years. No furniture shopping required.
briv1016
(1,570 posts)6. If you have a warming lube dispenser on you nightstand and no alarm clock...
Midnight Writer
(21,733 posts)7. Wow! I am already getting tired of winning!
Afromania
(2,768 posts)8. This is why we can't have nice Science.
No NASA funding for you. Instead all the brains have gone to work for companies creating new ED meds. So that we can create new bebbies at 75.
longship
(40,416 posts)10. IKEA has the same thing, but they call it a SLUPIZ (assembly required).