I just realized who the inaugural singer will have to be

[jmowreader]

Please don't click this:

[uppityperson]

1. !

[pangaia]

2. Don't worry. I didn't.

[rzemanfl]

3. Seeing that once when I was younger was quite enough. n/t

[Still In Wisconsin]

4. Thanks. Thanks a lot.

I had successfully expunged that from my memory.

[milestogo]

5. If he had to have a statue covered up because of breasts

I think he'd want to hide the pussygrabber under a tarp.

[jmowreader]

8. Naah, dude, a tarp wouldn't do it

He'd put the pussygrabber in a wooden crate. And then he'd put the crate on a ship bound for the Horn of Africa. Because, after all, no president at all would be a better president than the one we're about to suffer.

[SMC22307]

6. Heh. Can't he get some MissAmericaUniverseWhatever contestant...

to belt out a few tunes? Maybe one of these lovely young ladies can sing...

:large

[aidbo]

10. If I had to appear in that photo opp with trump, I'd have a different finger up.

[no_hypocrisy]

7. What I find kind of interesting is how often celebrities would go up to Trump Tower

to "pay their respects" to Trump, he'd have his picture taken with them (big smile and crooked thumbs up), and all except a select few have abandoned him.

[longship]

9. Ain't gonna happen. He'd have to drape Melania.

[alterfurz]

11. Pooty-Poot, backed by the Red Army Choir

[sakabatou]

12. XD

[n2doc]

13. Maybe they can do one of those holograms

Like they did with Tupac.

I don't know why they are even bothering. It would be more fitting to just skip the public events and go straight to the orgies and other debauchery.

[crazycatlady]

14. Kayne