What the hell is a "Republican"??

[kentuck]

Someone that believes in a republican form of government, instead of a democratic form of government? OK, I get that, but what else do they believe in?

[moondust]

1. Greed and selfishness.

Full stop.

[C_U_L8R]

2. One who puts Reich over country.

I mean Right.

[Buckeye_Democrat]

3. Someone could read the 2016 GOP platform...

... but their main goal in my opinion is to funnel money to their rich buddies -- e.g., investing Social Security funds in Wall Street and the like -- while telling Americans that they want smaller government.

They've latched onto various social issues over the years to win votes from certain groups, like evangelicals.

[gulliver]

4. Someone who would rather have 30% of one pie...

...than 20% of two.

[shraby]

5. Ask the people who live in Flint, Michigan. They know up front

and personal.

[thejoker123]

6. As far as I can tell, they are 2 kinds of special snowflake,

Those who believe they are successful solely because they have earned it thanks to their personal exceptionism, so fuck everyone else.....and those who believe they are not successful solely because undesirable lowlifes far less worthy than them are stealing their opportunities, so fuck everyone else.

[blue neen]

7. Russians.

That's what they believe in.