Trump Inauguration - Chachi's Unavailable (Luckovich Toon)

[groundloop]

[Vinca]

1. Best cartoon ever.

[Ilsa]

2. Luckovich! Awesome! nt

[JawJaw]

3. Nugent's let himself go, huh?

[Coventina]

4. That makes my heart smile.

[Nitram]

5. Perfect!

[oasis]

6. The "Duck Dynasty" guys in a barbershop quartet would be a hit.

[Ford_Prefect]

7. They'd need 4 buckets to carry it off.

[rgbecker]

8. Just want to put this out there to keep everyone grounded.

http://www.snopes.com/no-celebrities-will-perform-at-trump-inauguration/

Rated: UNPROVEN

[Jacob Boehme]

10. That's correct....

Because Johnny Rotten and the Sex Pistols did say they might make it.

[turbinetree]

9. What is score now on SHOW ACTS------------------ZERO

Maybe there afraid that he will not pay them, since he likes to "stiff" people---------------that track record is pretty clear

Here a act he can call, who can't play worth a crap and can't sing but can hack:

[malaise]

11. Beyonce's neighbor's

Mother-in-law
I'm going to wee wee up myself with laughter

[BlancheSplanchnik]

14. The large print giveth,

And the small print taketh away.

[malaise]

16. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Happy Holidays

[BlancheSplanchnik]

18. :D

The line around 4:33.

Happy Solstice to you too malaise! ❤️

[leftyladyfrommo]

12. And they had to offer her an abassadorship to do it. nt

[groundloop]

13. HAH!!!!! Good One.

[DesertRat]

15. Bwahaha!

[tclambert]

17. He did book a choir to sing the national anthem:

[PearliePoo2]

19. More humiliation! Perfect....hahahaha

Oh, this will STING for sure! The egomaniac has become the laughing-stock! hahahahaha

[czarjak]

20. Kanye...

Please, please, please, let it be Kanye.

[bec]

21. I heard the

Pussy Riot has agreed to play, and Trump is really excited about it..