Two Sex Shop Employees Fought Off A Robber By Pelting Him With Dildos

[ehrnst]

Attention, aspiring robbers; it's in your best interest to avoid targeting Lotions and Lace, a San Bernadino sex shop staffed with some badass employees.

The two women tasked with closing up the shop earlier this week fought off a masked intruder — using, um, inventory.


At 9:45 PM on Wednesday evening, a masked man entered the store and pointed a gun at the woman working behind the cash register.

However, one Lotions and Lace employee, "Amy," was not about to put up with his shenanigans. "I just thought he was trying to be funny, to scare us," she told KABC. "But then I saw the gun and it was like, really? I don't have time for this."


The robber's biggest mistake came when he tried to reach over the counter; Amy and a coworker began pelting him with sex toys, ultimately chasing him out of the store.



http://distractify.com/humor/2016/12/16/dildo-defense-force

[Initech]

1. Best story I've read all week!

[Kolesar]

2. Get the gimp...eom

[Renew Deal]

3. They're lucky he didn't want to shoot

[sarcasmo]

4. The gun was for show, no bullets would be my guess.

[alittlelark]

5. OMG !!!!

[Javaman]

6. I could say it but I won't...

Okay, I will.

this gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "dick fight".

[lpbk2713]

7. Cold cocked him.

...

[Blue Owl]

8. Bag of dicks to the rescue

[Old Vet]

9. Talk about cock blocking the register...........................

LOL....Glad the girls didn't get hurt though..

[progressoid]

10. "Pelting With Dildos"

Wasn't that a song?

[mopinko]

12. it should be.

maybe now it will be.

[demmiblue]

11. Never bring a gun to a dildofight! n/t

[petronius]

13. Looks like the "Cocks not Glocks!" movement is spreading...

(Glad they're OK, but this was a pretty risky response.)

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

14. So he was pistol whipped.

[pinboy3niner]

15. Hurry, Danny! New order coming in...

[Trailrider1951]

16. Looks like the guy was being a dick

EOM

[rug]

17. They beat him off.

Brava!