In a parallel universe, Donald Trump is a McDonalds Asst Manager

[MineralMan]

He works at a McDonald's in some borough of New York City. There, he lords it over and sexually harasses the employees during the shifts he works. He's still a petty tyrant, but in a more appropriate position for his limited qualifications. As a McDonald's Assistant Manager, he rules over a small group of minimum wage employees in that parallel universe.



I think I want to make a space-time leap to that universe about now.

[MineralMan]

1. I was in error. He has now been promoted to Lead Shift Manager at that McDonalds

News is slow to come from that parallel universe.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

2. You mean this guy?

[MineralMan]

4. Yah. He can't afford a hairpiece on that salary.

That's what's cool about parallel universes. In some of them, you get only what you deserve. Trump's most famous line in that universe is: "OK, pick up the pace on the line!"

[hunter]

6. That's why he always wears his McDonalds cap...

...even when he sleeps.

[Initech]

3. I wish he were a Saul Goodman.

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[MineralMan]

5. LOL!

Cinnabon? That's a slightly different parallel universe, I think. That one's OK, too.