Trump gets defensive about "draining the swamp." Hamfisted Bun Vendor sets him straight.

[Miles Archer]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/811975049431416832

Donald J. Trump Verified account
‏@realDonaldTrump
Someone incorrectly stated that the phrase "DRAIN THE SWAMP" was no longer being used by me. Actually, we will always be trying to DTS.

https://twitter.com/MetalOllie/status/811976273086054400

Hamfisted Bun Vendor
‏@MetalOllie Hamfisted Bun Vendor Retweeted Donald J. Trump
You can use the phrase until your tits fall off. Unless you DO it, it's meaningless, you hell-spawned, gerbil-headed, tangerine snizzwad.

[radical noodle]

1. I think I need to follow

@MetalOllie!

[Miles Archer]

5. He created the Trump nickname "shitgibbon."

The majority of his Trump posts include multiple nicknames.

One of his critics told him that by criticizing Trump he clearly does not want to make his country great again and he replied "It's not my country. I'm in England."

[Initech]

11. I'm definitely following this guy!

[pangaia]

29. This just might be worth me getting a twitter acct..

[Laffy Kat]

2. Snizzwad! Gonna add that to my insult vernacular. nt

[Lifelong Protester]

25. Snizzwad is the best!!

I'm totally stealing that.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. "Hell-spawned, gerbil-headed, tangerine snizzwad"!

[Vinca]

7. That guy gets the name of day award. ROFL.

[niyad]

4. excellent

[Angry Dragon]

6. The swamp is draining .............. in its place Trump is growing a SEWER

[Maru Kitteh]

8. Okay I'm definitely going to follow that guy.

[Cha]

27. What should we get dump for Christmas?

Hamfisted Bun Vendor
‏@MetalOllie
What should we get Donald Trump for Christmas?

4%Full nuclear arsenal

3%Pussies Galore!

20%A decent haircut

73%Full frontal lobotomy

https://twitter.com/MetalOllie

[Maru Kitteh]

31. Why stop at the frontal lobes? He can probably live with a brain stem.

Probably.


Nice one Cha!

[Cha]

33. Indeed! why stop!?!

[mopinko]

9. maybe i should start tweeting. was talking w friends about how fuck just

doesnt cut it any more. this is a wonderful curse.
till you tits fall off. lol.

some of us will be referring to the curses/style of capt. haddock from tintin.

[gregcrawford]

35. Capt. Haddock was, indeed, the master of the well-crafted curse! n/t

[forgotmylogin]

10. BAM!

[lastlib]

12. HOME RUN, Bun Vendor!!

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[lunatica]

13. Oh Snap!

[LW1977]

14. Hey Trumpers...

How's that swampy drainy thing working out for ya?

[spanone]

15. you hell-spawned, gerbil-headed, tangerine snizzwad.....

[pangaia]

30. Just blew it on my Samsung Table S2.

[Ilsa]

16. "Snizzwad" isn't in the Urban Dictionary.

Could it be Brit slang? Maybe means the wad of toilet paper used to clean up the pee, etc from a snizzard?

Urban Dictionary
Snizzard: An abbreviation for snatch wizard, whereby a female hovers over the toilet in a circular fashion while urinating in order to avoid touching the toilet seat. This act resembles a witch or wizard tending to a cauldron.

[Miles Archer]

17. Hamfisted does a lot of mash-ups

It probably has its roots in British slang because he is a Brit, but he slams words together to create new words often. Guy's a genius.

[Lucinda]

18. Welll...my education is now complete!

[Ilsa]

20. Yeah, when my ego gets too big, I visit the

Urban Dictionary to find out how ignorant and uncool I am.

A few years ago, there was an app for British slang, but it wasn't anywhere near as notorious as the Urban Dict.

[Control-Z]

19. Snizzwad!! Haha (n/t)

[yardwork]

21. Gerbil-headed is going to stick.

[Cha]

24. lol no shite

[Marie Marie]

22. MetalOllie is my new favorite poet.

His words just flow over you.

[TrekLuver]

23. "Someone"....eh Trashpot? He can't even call out Ganggincrich out.

This summabitch lacks balls and he's a **SS*

[Cha]

26. Bun Vendor's Tweet Page.. "Cheeto-face, Ferret Wearing Shitgibbon"

Hamfisted Bun Vendor
‏@MetalOllie
What should we get Donald Trump for Christmas?

4%Full nuclear arsenal

3%Pussies Galore!

20%A decent haircut

73%Full frontal lobotomy

https://twitter.com/MetalOllie

Mahalo, Miles

[pangaia]

28. you hell-spawned, gerbil-headed, tangerine snizzwad.

Oh THAT IS A KEEPER..OH YES IT IS

[3catwoman3]

32. Ham-fisted Bun Vendor...

...obviously speaks "Scottish."

[IronLionZion]

34. British people certainly have a way with words

And this tweet is great, but I fear that many in Trump's administration think "drain the swamp" means fire liberals and anyone who disagrees with them, rather than what we commonly believe to mean reducing corruption, lobbying, cronyism, etc.

Trump's cabinet is building the swamp and literally charging people for access to meet Trump. He's keeping his conflict of interest business holdings and has already put political pressure on foreign governments to use his hotels.

[concreteblue]

36. He might have been watching Monty Python when he was a kid....

http://www.memes.com/img/833741

[mdbl]

37. I'm Following him now too

lol

[NastyRiffraff]

38. Best Dump description ever!

Except maybe this one:
In reply to Donald J. Trump
Hamfisted Bun Vendor ‏@MetalOllie 1h1 hour ago
.@realDonaldTrump I fixed your tweet for you, you barely sentient, tribble wearing, clamsnatching satsuma with eyes. You're very welcome.
:large

[NastyRiffraff]

39. Partial list of Hamfisted's Tweeted Dump nicknames:

massive, toddling, purple nozzled custard cannon.
barely sentient, tribble wearing, clamsnatching satsuma with eyes.
giant, orange, festering, splattered turd.
greedy, thieving, porcine wankrag.
hell-spawned, gerbil-headed, tangerine snizzwad.
piddling snizzpod.
thin-skinned, egotistical, sad little bumnugget.

Nobody can insult like a Brit. This guy, though, is a genius.