Triumph has agreed to do an hour at the Inauguration.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

TMZ caught up with the Insult Dog at the mall where he was picking out a tuxedo for the festivities. "I am thrilled with this honor," said Triumph, "for me to poop on. No, seriously, I'll do a few tasteful jokes, then about forty Sinatra tunes. Close your eyes, you'll think it's Frank."

http://www.tmz.com/triumphsignsontrumpinauguration/

[A-Schwarzenegger]

1. I was not aware he could even sing, but for Trump I guess it's any port in a storm.

Stranger things have happened.

[dubyadiprecession]

2. Trump's not going to like that smart ass dog.

Asking him if his wife got her start in america as a high end escort.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

3. He promised to be tasteful.

Although I think 40 Sinatra songs is a bit much.

[pinboy3niner]

4. If Ted Nugent is booked, that poop thing will just be redundant. nt

[A-Schwarzenegger]

7. No amount of poop could be redundant

at this inaugupooperation.

[flamingdem]

5. I wish!

I luv Triumph

[A-Schwarzenegger]

8. He'll do PPV up-close commentary live at the swearing-in

using his cigar to inadvertently set Trump's coif ablaze.

[flamingdem]

9. Rrrrorf!

hahaha

[hatrack]

6. Oh, thank God - for a minute I thought you mean the Canadian Triumph: "Magic Power", etc.

I'll take an insult comic dog any day!

[A-Schwarzenegger]

10. Triumph the dog actually said Triumph the band is his favorite group to ...