Piers Morgan doesnt think we should call Trump a "man baby," so here are some alternatives

[Miles Archer]

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2016/12/23/piers-morgan-doesnt-think-call-trump-man-baby-alternatives/

Calling the next President of the United States a 'man-baby' probably isn't the best thing for Brits to be doing. https://t.co/5JughL55wU

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) December 22, 2016

.@piersmorgan He's a permatanned fuckwit with the mind of an onanistic thirteen year old and brain of a fungus. Next.

— The Word Rabbit (@TheWordRabbit) December 22, 2016

@TheWordRabbit @piersmorgan "man baby" is a no go. What about "mouth breathing wank sock"?

— HCKYTMPR (@CATHDISCBTON) December 22, 2016

@piersmorgan @GaryLineker

Yeah. We're better than that

Wankpuffin or Shitgibbon please

— Steve Corney (@StevieCC) December 22, 2016

@StevieCC @piersmorgan @GaryLineker Fucklemur. Cocklizard. Arsedonkey. Fannymonkey. Dickkangaroo. Twatdolphin.

— Marco Casablanca (@old_pyjamas) December 22, 2016

@old_pyjamas @StevieCC @piersmorgan @GaryLineker
Twitler
Orange Foolius
FerretTop
Mousse-olini
King Con
Putin's Puppy
Herr Furor
Don the Con

— Juan Abbé (@Juan_Abbe) December 23, 2016


@piersmorgan @GaryLineker We tend to call him Fuckface von Clownstick.

— arembooks (@arembooks) December 22, 2016

.@piersmorgan @GaryLineker @realDonaldTrump I agree; let's go with massive pale orange wankerchief instead. No point in pussyfooting.

— James Sharp (@drumting) December 22, 2016

@piersmorgan @GaryLineker

What, you prefer 'tiny fingered, cheeto faced, ferret wearing shitgibbon'?

— CustardCrossword (@wordbird67) December 22, 2016

[Initech]

1. I call him "Premier Trump".

Simple and effective.

[MFM008]

2. Fu*k him

Twice.

[etherealtruth]

3. "mouth breathing wank sock"

[DinahMoeHum]

4. Piers Morgan is a simpering little twit-twat.

And, to borrow a chant from British soccer fans:

If I had the wings of an eagle,
If I had the arse of a crow,
I'd fly over Donald Trump's tower
And shit on the bastard below.

[kysrsoze]

5. I only refer to him as "President Assface."

[hurple]

6. I like Twitler

Describes him to a T in many different ways, he's a Twitter Hitler Twit.

Twitler.