Trump fans attempt to humiliate Hamfisted Bun Vendor, invoking, his mom. Guess who wins.

[Miles Archer]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/813527932165558273

Donald J. Trump Verified account
?@realDonaldTrump
The world was gloomy before I won - there was no hope. Now the market is up nearly 10% and Christmas spending is over a trillion dollars!

https://twitter.com/MetalOllie/status/813544233776848896

Hamfisted Bun Vendor
?@MetalOllie Hamfisted Bun Vendor Retweeted Donald J. Trump
Oh fuck off, you self aggrandising, tangerine faced nipplehog. Guess who's economy it's under. Hint. Not you, you odious clamgrabber.

https://twitter.com/Jose_Narof/status/813629740409946112

Jose Narof
?@Jose_Narof
@MetalOllie shut up you bitch ass traitor. Trump rules you!

https://twitter.com/MetalOllie/status/813691310188228610

Hamfisted Bun Vendor
?@MetalOllie Hamfisted Bun Vendor Retweeted Jose Narof
Are you trying to ask me on a date? Your feelings toward me are a little unclear.

https://twitter.com/harmonystarling/status/813611097592922112

Om Shanti Om
?@harmonystarling
@MetalOllie Speaking of being under something, why is your mother riding you home???!!!

https://twitter.com/MetalOllie/status/813690503413792768

Hamfisted Bun Vendor
?@MetalOllie Hamfisted Bun Vendor Retweeted Om Shanti Om
She's tired, and I have a nice saddle.

AND...

https://twitter.com/soulsticedeva/status/813612906449408000

devalynn
?@soulsticedeva
@MetalOllie Your mother is a primate??!!! Does she have a big red bum and masturbate in public, too?!!!

https://twitter.com/MetalOllie/status/813691061348560896

Hamfisted Bun Vendor
?@MetalOllie Hamfisted Bun Vendor Retweeted devalynn
Of course she's a primate, you imbecile. Read a biology book.

AND...

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/813581917215977473

Donald J. TrumpVerified account
?@realDonaldTrump
The DJT Foundation, unlike most foundations, never paid fees, rent, salaries or any expenses. 100% of money goes to wonderful charities!

https://twitter.com/MetalOllie/status/813689678637531136

Hamfisted Bun Vendor
?@MetalOllie Hamfisted Bun Vendor Retweeted Donald J. Trump
Of course it did. And I have butterflies gently fluttering out of my arse, you waddling ball of human excrement.

[LonePirate]

1. Is there anything significant or notable about this Hamfisted Twitter account?

Is a DUer behind it?

[dae]

2. This tweeter is quickly becoming a national treasure?

[Control-Z]

3. I'm starting to see it that way. n/t

[GoCubsGo]

5. Judging by his language, he's more likely a British national treasure.

But, I am sure they are happy to share him.

[Miles Archer]

7. He posts his location as "NOT Scotland"

And his blog address is http://metalollie.blogspot.co.uk/, so i am guessing he is a British National Treasure.

He is also aware of what I have been posting his content here and asked me to share the following with DU:

"Please pass on my thanks to everyone. The comments are a joy to read! It's lovely that people get a giggle out of my tweets!"



It is also possible that he will become a DUer, as he shared with me:

"I'm having difficulty signing up at the moment, but I will pop on over as soon as I can. In the meantime, pass on.."

[dae]

14. Do you use twitter?

[Miles Archer]

15. Not as often as Trump.

But yes.

[dae]

20. I'm retired and I don't tweet that often, RT's mostly. :)

Check out my account @don_DonE
Fair warning, I was and still am a fervent Bernie supporter/admirer I voted for Clinton in the GE and consider myself a FDR/JFK Dem.

[GoCubsGo]

19. I hope he does join us!

The guy is a riot!

[dae]

13. I took him as being a Brit national but WTH!

We only have a few leaders with spines so I'm willing to accept any assistance. 🙂

[Miles Archer]

16. Yes, as his commentary is not limited to Trump.

https://twitter.com/Nigel_Farage/status/813667496406306816

Nigel Farage Verified account
?@Nigel_Farage
A political revolution happened on June 23rd but the same people are still in charge. Even further radical change might be needed in 2020.

https://twitter.com/MetalOllie/status/813742244847058944

Hamfisted Bun Vendor
?@MetalOllie Hamfisted Bun Vendor Retweeted Nigel Farage
Whatever happens in 2020, you can guarantee you won't be elected (again), you frog-faced, haunted fucknozzle.

[1965Comet]

4. Lol at Trump's pissing contest...

"The world was gloomy before I won - there was no hope. Now the market is up nearly 10% and Christmas spending is over a trillion dollars! "

Obama wins, the market is up over 100% since he took office...

[cwydro]

6. Nipplehog!

[longship]

8. Ridicule!! It's the best response! R&K nt

[irisblue]

9. many many excellent descriptions & insults.

ask your friend to join us& I'm bookmarking this
odious clamgrabber....

[Miles Archer]

10. Please see my comment above...

...i do believe he intends to join.

I feel he would be an incredible welcome addition to DU. He has quickly gone viral on Twitter and for good reason.

[Miles Archer]

11. ...and his reply:

"As soon as I get my activation sorted, I'll say hello!"

[Scurrilous]

12. K & R

[Miles Archer]

17. It CONTINUES...Om Shanti Om clearly not a fan, but Hamfisted Bun Vendor doesn't blink.

https://twitter.com/harmonystarling/status/813747650252197888

Om Shanti Om
?@harmonystarling
@MetalOllie So now you're shilling for World War 3, c*mguzzler?! Do you crave pizza and walnut sauce too? :/

https://twitter.com/MetalOllie/status/813750737633247232

Hamfisted Bun Vendor
?@MetalOllie Hamfisted Bun Vendor Retweeted Om Shanti Om
I think WW3 is Trump's department. But I'll take the pizza that you so kindly offered. You keep the walnut sauce. Smear it on your nuts.

[Miles Archer]

18. ...and still more

https://twitter.com/harmonystarling/status/813747383699996672

Om Shanti Om
?@harmonystarling
@MetalOllie First off, you are a limey bloody wanker Does Soros pay every arsehole on the bloody planet?! You think $hllary was swell?!

https://twitter.com/MetalOllie/status/813750381259919361

Hamfisted Bun Vendor
?@MetalOllie Hamfisted Bun Vendor Retweeted Om Shanti Om
Congratulations. It only took you ten hours to work out I'm British. Yes, I paid by Soros. I expect £6m for this tweet alone.

[spanone]

21. Mr. Bun Vendor is a wise man.

[smirkymonkey]

22. Hamfisted Bun Vendor is my new hero

[stevenleser]

23. I will add his readings to a list of guilty pleasures like the Rude Pundit

I rarely use profanity, but appreciate the colorful use of it aimed in the right direction.