Rightwingnutbloggers Mad That Stars They Despise Won't Come Out for Trump's Inauguration

[HAB911]

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Even if you don’t follow politics, you’ve probably heard that those charged with assembling talent for The Leader’s installation on January 20th have not had much luck: After several high-profile refusals, they have thus far engaged only the Normon Sabernacle Choir, the Rockettes, and TV talent show runner up Jackie Evancho.

Yet rightbloggers, whenever they talk about the celeb shortfall, become extremely agitated. Though they are about to assume complete control of the federal government, it seems that as long as someone in this great land of ours isn’t kissing their ass, they can’t be happy.

Since shortly after The Leader’s victory, a team of show biz experts has been working to sign up appropriately boldface-name performers for his inauguration. But Garth Brooks fell through, as did Celine Dion, as did (despite an erroneous report from The Leader’s team) Elton John. This pattern prevailed until the press was talking less about who might perform at the event and more about who had already declined to do so, and soon Alec Baldwin was trolling The Leader with an offer to perform an AC/DC song.

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[TheBlackAdder]

1. Haha! Celine Dion (Canadian) and Sir Elton John (Gay Brit). They can't even get American talent.

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Their mental splitting is clinical.


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[JHan]

2. There's always Ted Fucking Nugent and Azalea Banks - just saying.

[Tanuki]

22. I bet Tila Tequila would show up!

[JHan]

25. Ted Fucking Nugent, Azalea Banks and Tila Tequila on the same stage??

I'd watch that train wreck!

[LaydeeBug]

3. The best way to *GET* Donald Trump is to IGNORE him.

Good attention...bad attention...any attention...all the attention.

He thrives on it. Cut off his supply.

[HAB911]

6. If only everyone would ignore his tweets.........n/t

[Fast Walker 52]

8. it's hard to ignore tweets where he changes US nuclear policy

[HAB911]

14. No kidding, check this out

North Korea Is About To Give Trump The Nuclear Arms Race He's Lusting After

North Korean defector said Kim Jong-un is demanding the country go all out to produce nuclear weapons by the end of 2017

[Fast Walker 52]

21. fuckkkkk....

[gratuitous]

12. If you're on Twitter (I'm not) unfollow Trump

Attention is like heroin to Trump. Loss of attention will have him climbing the walls like a junkie going through withdrawal.

[Historic NY]

17. You don't have to follow him, he bullies right through....

[IndianaDave]

26. An Interesting Contrast -

The Dull Leader has 18 million followers. President Obama has 80 million followers (but not many of them are Russian, so Trump Fredovich has that going for him.) I suggest that those who are on Twitter ( I'm not) point out the numbers discrepancy at every opportunity.

[gratuitous]

27. That's a very good point

Things like that, as we've seen, drive Trump crazy(er).

[Cirque du So-What]

4. Surely Victoria Jackson is available

She can sing a whiny tune while standing on her head, showing everyone what color bloomers she's wearing that day.

[LaydeeBug]

7. Exactly this. Why aren't they rewarding their own stars with ignorgural spots?

Nugent (R-ShitHisPantsAndLivedInIt) is playing, right? <<<---- that can be rhetorical. I promise you I am not looking it up, so certainly can't begrudge you if you don't. .

[IndianaDave]

19. I Could Be Wrong, But

Doesn't the KKK have a band? I think they play only two songs - "Dixie" and "The Old Rugged Cross," (which, of course, they have to burn immediately following the song.) Does David Duke tap dance? This could be quite a show, and the limited TV audience would feel right at home.

[LaydeeBug]

20. Welcome to DU, and that is a perfect suggestion

this is textbook racism and textbook sexism.

[IndianaDave]

24. It's Gratifying

that you appreciate my sarcasm. Thanks for the response.

[Bettie]

23. They know they won't get paid

and that side is ALL about the bottom line!

[Baitball Blogger]

5. They don't have the hearts and minds of the people. And they have to understand

what that means. All their bullying and patriot shaming has finally reached the limit of its effectiveness.

[tblue37]

9. Evancho didn't win. She was just a runner up. nt

[HAB911]

11. Thank you, I meant to fix that before posting, now corrected

[mountain grammy]

10. Turns out the celebrity apprentice isn't such a huge celebrity..

maybe that's why you didn't win any emmys you knuckle dragging fool.

[Va Lefty]

13. You could have shortened your header to read "Rightwingnutbloggers Mad"

They are hateful, bitter mean spirited people.

[HAB911]

15. LOL, Insane is appropriate too

[n2doc]

16. The thing is, they want everyone to bow down to the new 'God Emperor"

They want people to humiliate themselves. There is so much hate in them.

[Historic NY]

18. He can always get Joe Scar.......

https://www.facebook.com/JoeNBC/videos/10154489274671880/