Trump finds musician to play at inauguration

[japple]

Found on facebook

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[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

1. Paddle faster I hear banjo music

[Solly Mack]

2. Nah. He has too much talent and self-respect to play for Schmuck L'Orange

[underpants]

3. Spit take

[jberryhill]

4. No, he's going to be attorney general

[Efilroft Sul]

8. Oh, that was an awesome post, jberryhill!

[awoke_in_2003]

9. You forgot their cousin

[underpants]

12. Hilarious

but them musicians smoke that pot you know.

[dixiegrrrrl]

16. that is the closest I have seen Sessions.

did not realize he is 70.

[Cracklin Charlie]

5. Too talented.

Look for someone who wasn't in a classic film.

[Roy Rolling]

6. Funny among friends

But portraying Trump morons as simple, country yokels is getting stale. Those yokels were fu**ed the most by Trump, but many were just unable to overcome the corporate media and corrupt FBI.

They just find it unbelievable they were lied to by those they trust. They are the true swing voters and will be looking for a home once the wheels come off the wagon.

The rest of Trump voters are spoiled, well-off people with two cars and a home, but whining they still need a tax cut and cut food stamps to others to be happy citizens.

[Thor_MN]

7. I'm not sure that Jeff Sessions has kept up with playing the banjo.

[ornotna]

10. There's more than one

[Demonaut]

11. Jeff Sessions is a musician?

[Brother Buzz]

13. Billy Redden (Banjo Boy) will agree if he's paid upfront, and will get the last laugh

He can't play a lick on the banjo.

[Different Drummer]

14. I understand Deathtongue (a.k.a., Billy the Boigers) are confirmed for...

the inauguration. They will be performing their hit, "U Stink But I Love U."

[lunatica]

15. Definitely smarter than Trump!

[VOX]

17. Just change "Deliverance" to "Belligerence"

Song is "Duelling Cheetos."

[Initech]

18. Stephen Colbert suggested the Trump Family Jug Band a couple of weeks ago!