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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsPresident-elect Trump tells Florida visitors he plans to write his own inaugural address
Any words of advice for him, gang???
LisaM
(27,808 posts)That's work for me!
Historic NY
(37,449 posts)dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)I think there will be more than one writer but he will take all the credit.
Historic NY
(37,449 posts)smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)This should be interesting.
dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)the address will be historic, for sure.
jberryhill
(62,444 posts)Arkansas Granny
(31,516 posts)dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)Initech
(100,068 posts)HassleCat
(6,409 posts)Any words and phrases above a third grade level are highly suspicious. Any references to literature, philosophy or anything outside pop culture are a dead giveaway. "This reminds me of something Si said on Duck Dynasty..." That's authentic. "As Socrates said in his apologia..." Sorry, not buying it.
lindysalsagal
(20,680 posts)the twitler can manage to replace the word "white" with 49 others, if he set his mind to it.
"Together, my friends, we'll make america
right
fight
mighty
hot
hate
mean
exclusive
cheat
lie
perfect
steal
cheap
deport
wall off
again."
pressbox69
(2,252 posts)Let Melania write it. Michelle is a great writer.
lindysalsagal
(20,680 posts)Thank you ladies, gentlemen and prospective donors, remote viewing audiences, readers, tweeters, and other platform attendees for joining me standing, sitting, lying here as your candidate for elected office, civic duty, greased chute to Swellsville. It is with extreme, reserved, dubious pride that I accept your mandate, challenge, double dog dare, and I hereby promise, guarantee, secretly doubt that I will represent you to the best of my ability and everything in my heart and soul and man purse.
Im sure you want to know what I stand for and so do I. And I will reveal my positions just as soon as you let me know whats important to you. What springs, leaps, staggers exhaustedly to mind: god, flag, family, kittens, rainbows. Im for all things good and opposed to everything thats bad, ladies and gentlemen and heavy contributors. And you can count on me to stay that way as long as you return me to office, or until a better offer in the private sector rolls around, hopefully soon.
If circumstances, poll numbers, my extortion trial verdict, were different and he/ she/ they werent advocating we push old people, children, veterans, into the path of a steaming locomotive, 18 wheeler, cheese blintz, I would be the first, seventy- third, last one to defend their right to say whatever irresponsible things he/ she/ they believed in, didnt believe in or heard from a unicorn was true, because in this great country, city, state, ladies and gentlemen and 527 administrators, everyone is entitled to their own opinion no matter how foolish or downright treasonous it may be or see or dee.
And my opponent is one of those who needs his/ her/ their lips sewed closed, ladies and gentlemen and focus group participants, with their baseless accusations, frivolous charges, grand jury testimony. Because the way things are today, tomorrow and yesterday, in good conscience I just cant stand here and there and everywhere and let this continue, persist, carry on my wayward son.
dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)UTUSN
(70,686 posts)sarcasmo
(23,968 posts)Initech
(100,068 posts)They created the best country.
Boomerproud
(7,952 posts)and the rest of us will
mahatmakanejeeves
(57,431 posts)summerschild
(725 posts)Melania will help!