A Brisol Palin duckface selfie is offensive to both ducks AND faces.

[Miles Archer]

Bristol Palin goes on bonkers rant against ‘sissies’ who refuse to perform at Trump’s inauguration

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/12/bristol-palin-goes-on-bonkers-rant-against-sissies-who-refuse-to-perform-at-trumps-inauguration/

Writing on her blog, Palin exclaimed, “If Donald Trump were still just a regular old billionaire and threw a party at Trump Tower in New York City, celebrities would be lined up out the door, and the most famous artists would be pining for a chance to perform. But because he will be inaugurated as the next Republican president in January, these same mega-celebrities, who would normally drool over an invitation to sing for the president, want no part of it.”

According to Palin, who now lives in Wasilla with her new husband and is pregnant with her third child, “Isn’t it amazing how ‘not cool’ it is to be conservative in the public eye?”

“Either Hollywood is that far off – or we have so many sissies we have in the spot light too scared to stand for what they believe in!” she concludes before listing off the, “11 A-list artists” who are refusing.

She includes Celine Dion, KISS, Garth Brooks, Justin Timberlake, Katy Perry, and Elton John, of whom Palin writes: “The Pinball Wizard himself, Sir Elton John, quickly shot down any chance he would ever perform for President Trump. In his explanation to The Guardian, Elton delivered a jab at American country music, too, which is surprising considering he stole all their rhinestone outfits.”

[Gothmog]

1. Bristol Palin is just as stupid as her mother

[guillaumeb]

2. Good to know that daughter Palin has inherited all of her mother's

talent for nuance.

And also inherited her mother's obsession with publicity.

Any chance we can give back Alaska to Russia and revoke the US citizenship of its residents?

[Dave Starsky]

24. With Trump's cozy relationship with Russia...

I'm sure nobody would mind. And, in fact, it will probably happen, as long as we can keep the oil rights.

[HopeAgain]

3. She probably doesn't even know that Elton John is British...

[elehhhhna]

11. And Dion I'd French Canadian.

Oops I mean Surrender monkey Canadian lol.

Maybe some other despot can send their fave singer?

[onethatcares]

31. or that he didn't do Pinball Wizard

ignore her, maybe she'll go away.

[jmowreader]

43. Say again?

It's a Who song, but Elton John has become associated with it.

[onethatcares]

46. my apologies

EJ was not the first person I thought of when Pinball Wizard was mentioned

[gratuitous]

4. Make up your alleged minds, repressives

Either you hate, hate, hate talented people or you love, love, love them. On Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays you have nothing but contempt for creative types and their artistic offerings. On Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays, you want them to plant wet, sloppy kisses on your backsides. Surprisingly to you knuckleheads, none of them want to be your best friends!

And what's with all the hate for foreigners? Why are you so obsessed with Elton John's and Celine Dion's refusals to let Trump use them as human props? Aren't American entertainers good enough anymore?

Grow up and quit whining.

[Lochloosa]

5. Is that a chart of the male reproductive system behind her?

You would think she knows how that works.

[HughBeaumont]

6. Looks like the cardiovascular system.

Hearts are something Palins steer clear of.

[TheCowsCameHome]

10. Or else the family Weekly Meal Planner.

[Lochloosa]

18. ...

[mahatmakanejeeves]

26. Was the picture taken at Planned Parenthood of Anchorage?

After three kids, maybe she's thinking there are options she should consider.

[pressbox69]

7. It's okay if you change the d in duck to an f.

[HughBeaumont]

8. "Isnt it amazing how not cool it is to be conservative in the public eye?"

Yeah, go figure people want to choose "humanity" over "not inconveniencing rich people". Or choose to actively campaign for the well being of (insert maligned group here) over saying (insert maligned group here) even existing just blows.

"Look children, a falling star. Make a wish!"

[yuiyoshida]

9. You have to admit, and maybe its just this photo

But she is not bad looking. I mean, If I met someone as pretty as her in a bar and we got along, I would be ecstatic, sadly its what's in her head, that is the problem.

[elehhhhna]

13. It's called plastic surgery

And she's had a good bit of it...when she thought she was going to be a reality star lol

[femmocrat]

19. She is barely recognizable from her former face. nt

[elehhhhna]

20. The work she had done was quite good. Ill give her that.

[lunatica]

17. Would opening her mouth and spilling Word Salad, including hate language stop you?

[yuiyoshida]

38. The way she is, she is most likely

As ignorant as her mother. She probably would reject me, right off the bat, either because she prefers the company of men, or because I am clearly not white.

[Dave Starsky]

28. I think if you met her in a bar and had a conversation...

that lasted more than, say, 10 minutes, you would probably come to the conclusion that she's not the girl for you, not even for a night.

She is a carbon copy of her mother, who is also "pretty" while being a demon incarnate.

Looks aren't everything. They're not even 0.001% of everything. I hope that if you meet someone as "pretty" as Bristol in a bar, you will exercise due diligence.

[yuiyoshida]

39. oh for sure, my girl friend is Japanese

so we have that in common. I don't think Bristol would even want to have a friend who is not white. It would be too uncomfortable for her, and I am sure she would say stuff that would insult me.

[Raine]

36. meeting her under a bar is probably the most likely place, though the whole family

should be behind bars on general principles alone.

[yuiyoshida]

40. I would say that's a

high bar decision! XD

[JHB]

12. Checked my inventory of rat's asses. None were given.

[malchickiwick]

14. Evidence of her many neuroses; the nut doesn't fall far from the tree.

A 2015 study found that people posting duck face pictures are more likely to be associated with neuroticism and emotional instability, according to Wikipedia:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duck_face

[lunatica]

15. Second Generation Word Salad.

Never quite as good as the First Generation who invented it.

[JHan]

16. lmao!

[Skittles]

21. can someone tell me WHY women do that ridiculous duckface thing?

[demmiblue]

22. Not just women:

[Buckeye_Democrat]

42. I'll skip that phenomena, just like I skipped...

bell-bottom pants back in the 70's.

[Raine]

44. I think they think it makes them look sexy

yah, right more like ridiculous...

[Dave Starsky]

23. Well, Bristol is an ersatz celebrity.

She's even been on Dancing with the Stars, same as our incoming Secretary of Energy.

Why doesn't she get up there and do a number for us? Maybe sing "God Bless the USA" and dance a number with the Rockettes?

Oh, that's right, I forgot. Bristol Palin is famous despite having no artistic talent or entertainment value whatsoever.

[smirkymonkey]

25. She really is as dumb as she looks.

Will someone please tell the Palins to stop polluting the gene pool. We don't need anymore stupid in this country.

[sdfernando]

27. God what a stupid ignorant child this is!

“Either Hollywood is that far off – or we have so many sissies we have in the spot light too scared to stand for what they believe in!”

They ARE standing for what they believe in you idiot!!!!

[onecaliberal]

29. Maybe all her baby daddy's can perform.

[DawgHouse]

30. She's a Kardashian wannabe

[onethatcares]

33. gotta see the

butt. Ain't no way she's getting in that club without a pillow tied to her rear end.

[LaydeeBug]

32. How many kids does family values chica have with how many different fathers?

[Maru Kitteh]

34. That chart behind her was used to explain the progression of

organ failure in her future, following decades of hoochinoo consumption per her family tradition.

[Rex]

35. Who is that and why should I care?

Gristol? Pistol Palin someone?

[Raine]

37. Whiny crybaby sore winners...

[Buckeye_Democrat]

41. Republicans are indeed "not cool," Bristol.

Some of them, like you, seem think they're "too cool for school," though.

[Cha]

45. so says the ill bred grifter.