Dear Orange Julius Caesar. Happy Fucking New Year you obnoxious piece of shit.

[rzemanfl]

I read your New Year reminder that I am your enemy and you are mine. As if I needed reminding.

I hope 2017 brings you protests, disdain, humiliation, bladder and bowel restrictions, urinary incontinence, projectile vomiting, diarrhea from your ass (your mouth and Twitter account already have it), cramps, impotence, painful urination, suppurating sores, deep vein thrombosis, migraine headaches, hemorrhoids, cataracts, corns, bunions, gout, ingrown toenails, muscle spasms, facial tics, arthritis and venereal diseases.

I hope the rest of your hair falls out in chunks on National television.

I hope Melania leaves you and your son is as temperamental and childish as his father.

I hope the Obama's dogs left piles of shit for you to step in all over the White House and the White House lawn, although I pity the shit for the indignity of being stepped in by the likes of you.

I have many more wishes for you Donald, but I know your attention span is short so I will save those for Valentine's Day if you haven't gotten us all killed by then. Okay asshole?

[world wide wally]

1. Yeah!

What he said.

[Lindsay]

2. Orange Julius Caesar.

I think that's my favorite nym so far!

[Mira]

12. Except for

Hair Tweetler

[dionysus]

22. I thought "adolf sniffler" had a good ring to it...

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[Lucinda]

23. OMG

[TrollBuster9090]

14. Julius Caesar may have usurped the Roman Republic, but at least he was a talented general and

statesman. This guy is Caligula, not Julius. Poor old Julius must be spinning in his grave at the comparison.

[LW1977]

27. I still like Cheeto Benito

[Buns_of_Fire]

3. I want to see him fart, burp, cough, sneeze, and hiccup all at the same time.

Preferably, during his inauguration speech.

[rzemanfl]

6. While drinking milk so it comes out of his nose. n/t

[rzemanfl]

8. Oh, and the fart should be wet. n/t

[Auntie Bush]

4. How did ou know what I was was thinking?

[rzemanfl]

7. You know what they say about great minds. n/t

[MFM008]

5. GET OUTTA MY HEAD

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rzemanfl]

9. I will if you will tell me how to keep our shelter animal from thinking

she owns the house and we exist only to serve her every cat need.

[lastlib]

10. Lounge is eighth forum on the left.........

All things cat are there....

[TrollBuster9090]

11. Oh please, this guy is not Caesar. At best he's Caligula.

I know, they're both technically Caesars, but let's at least specify that this shitstain on American history is Caligula and not Julius.

[Aristus]

13. A brief digression:

Caligula's name at birth was Gaius Julius Caesar.

[TrollBuster9090]

15. Yes I know. Caligula means 'little boot,' and it was a nickname that his father's legionaries gave

him. But let's distinguish him from the original Julius. Half the men in Rome were named Julius.

[Aristus]

17. Sounds like you know your stuff. Cool.

I'm a nut on Ancient Rome...

[TrollBuster9090]

20. Heh, nice to meet you! So what's your biggest Roman geekery possession?

I actually have a bust of Augustus Caesar in my study. (The Augusta Primaporta statue.)

[Aristus]

21. A small collection of Roman coins.

They're in poor enough shape that identifying the emperors on the obverse is a little difficult. But I think I've confirmed one as being struck during the reign of Constantine the Great. One I'm less sure of, but more excited by, is a coin possibly from the short reign of Maximinus Thrax. He ruled for only four years, and never visited Rome. I don't know how large his coinage was while he was emperor, but any specimen is likely to be fairly rare.

[rzemanfl]

19. Roman history or orange drinks. We need to draw a line in the sand.

Or I need more education in Roman history.

[rzemanfl]

16. When Caligula is an orange drink I will switch. n/t

[TrollBuster9090]

18. Point taken! nt

[jmowreader]

24. Caligula wasn't as bad as Trump

He restored democratic elections, had the treasury audited and reported the auditors' findings, and built some fairly decent public works projects while he was resting up from all the summary executions and sexual debauchery.

The closest analog to Trump in the Historical Rulers category is probably Idi Amin.

[dhill926]

25. one of the best sentences I've ever read...

"I hope the Obama's dogs left piles of shit for you to step in all over the White House and the White House lawn, although I pity the shit for the indignity of being stepped in by the likes of you."

Bravo!

[smirkymonkey]

26. Bravo!

Well said.

[Pachamama]

28. Your New Year's wish for Comrade Trumpski is far nicer than it should be

[rzemanfl]

29. My parents raised me well, what can I say? n/t

[Pachamama]

30. Indeed

[Calculating]

31. Solid rant 10/10

..

[mnhtnbb]

32. I bet my husband tonight that Cheeto Fucktrumpet will be gone from office

by this time next year. No prediction on how, when, or why he'll make his exit, but I predict
he will not be in office on Dec. 31, 2017.

[rzemanfl]

33. My very non-political wife says the same. I hope you ladies are right although

Pence is no prize.

[mnhtnbb]

34. Indeed.

In my dreams, they would both be gone.