Friday TOON Roundup 3- The Rest

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[Aerows]

1. I don't get the school one

a 4.4 40? What is that?

[sinkingfeeling]

2. Ditto.

[GoCubsGo]

4. 4.4 second 40 yard dash?

Some kind of athletics reference, I think.

[barbtries]

12. thank you

i didn't get it either.

[sadbear]

3. How fast an athlete can run 40 yards.

4.4 seconds

[raouldukelives]

8. Yep. The pinnacle of greatness for admission to an American college.

Being smart or gifted at art is one thing. Run a 4.4 40 and the world of higher education will swing its doors open wide and treat you like the VIP you are. Don't worry about the tests and finals and stuff. You can snuff the light out of someone running full speed in pads, your future is set. Inspired by philosophy? Hope you got rich parents.

[n2doc]

5. 40 yard dash

implication: be a star athlete to get in.

[Aerows]

6. Oh

Well, we can see who follows college sports in this thread and who doesn't LOL.

[Greybnk48]

7. Duh. I didn't get that one either.

Thanks!

[99Forever]

9. K&R

[deutsey]

10. I love Bad Reporter

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

11. Highway could turn gay!

Hilarious!

[L0oniX]

13. Poor dingo.