One of my "friends" on facebook decided to "yell" at me for lack of respect for Assfaced Shitgibbon

[Feeling the Bern]

and his dickhead surrogate Chris Collins from NY (the state I grew up in).

I figured I gave a very pointed response:

Fuck that fucking fucker in the fucking ass with a fucking white hot fucking steel fucking dildo until that fucking fucker's fucking nuts explode into fucking shit and ooze as the fucker fucking lies fucking screaming his fucking fool fucking head off fucking hating his fucking mother for fucking cursing him with the fucking misery of fucking growing the fuck up as fucking Donald fucking Trump, the fucking fuck. And don't fucking forget that fucking miserable little fucking tw-unt, Chris Fucking Collins, that fucking worthless motherfucking fucknut.

I challenged my inner Carlin and Pryor.

[MrScorpio]

1. FDT. nt

[Feeling the Bern]

2. FDT? I don't understand.

[MrScorpio]

3. It'll come to you.

Trust me.

FDT.

[Feeling the Bern]

5. Don't like it. Don't read it. I violated no rules of DU. I personally attacked two worthless

Republicans. I will not delete it.

[radical noodle]

6. It's a signature

Fuck Donald Trump.

[MrScorpio]

7. Wow. It's so hard to be cryptic these days.

But I still try.

FDT.

[radical noodle]

9. I admit I saw your post

when you said it was your new sig. I like it and it stuck in my mind!

[MrScorpio]

11. Thanks for noticing.

FDT.

[FrodosNewPet]

27. A hearty LSMFT as well!

And I don't mean "Lucky Strike Means Fine Tobacco".

[Kilgore]

31. Wow! That brings back old memories

[MrScorpio]

32. That one has always had multiple meanings

I'm not even going to guess which one you're using

FDT.

[FrodosNewPet]

33. "Lousy Stupid Mudder Fuggin Trump"

Give me time, I could come up with more.

[FrodosNewPet]

34. "Lame Soviet Mole Fascist Trumpov"

Got a sink full of dishes otherwise I could come up with dozens more.

[Feeling the Bern]

8. I thought it meant Fucking Delete This. I've gotten PMs from DUers telling me they were alerting

because of my language. I thought I was being told to delete my post.

Sorry, I am a little slow on the uptake sometimes. Part of living overseas for ten years,

[radical noodle]

10. I liked your little tirade

I may bookmark this and re-use!

[MrScorpio]

12. Oh, fucking ignore that fucking shit.

You know that I recced you, right?

FDT.

[MFM008]

17. yeah

I grew up in a military household.
Both my parents in the service.
I heard words I had to look up..........
Just the way it is.

[HassleCat]

13. Seems respectful to me.

You went to a lot of effort to use "fuck" in its various forms. Repeatedly.

[smirkymonkey]

14. Nice Job, Scarface!

[roamer65]

28. You read my mind!

[Feeling the Bern]

16. I'd rather have someone like me who uses the F word than a racist, sexist, homophobic

xenophobic, nihilistic, sociopathic, Nazi asshole that thinks sexual assault is funny. But if you think I, a poster on website, who sees this shitgibbon's people tear down anyone not white enough, Christian enough, or "American" enough, am doing a disservice to Democrats, go to "Rude Pundit" and bitch to him.

I smell a troll!

[Warren DeMontague]

39. I remember the doily-clutching fainting couch crowd giving me shit for posting Rude Pundit rants

back in the day. "language!"

Somehow he was worked his way into acceptable source territory, since then. HEAVY SIGH!

[TheBlackAdder]

18. It needs an alliteration trigger warning for the grammar nazis ;-)

[Crunchy Frog]

19. That looks perfectly respectful to me, considering who it's concerning.

I don't know what their issue is with it.

[Feeling the Bern]

20. If you saw the posts on this very thread where I got someone MIRTED, you'll see their bullshit logic

Basically, Shitgibbon is the leader (I refuse to use the P word with him) and, as such, I need to be respectful because I am making look bad for all Democrats.

My response to that is simple: I will show that asshat as much respect as you fuckers did under eight years of Obama. Fuck you and die!

[Buckeye_Democrat]

21. I alerted the same poster, but in a different thread.

[Feeling the Bern]

22. They don't even hide it well. I am Democrats look bad with my language. I need to convince people

to vote for the Democrat Party Candidates because when she works with the Democrat Party in her area. . .yadda, yadda, yadda.

How about some fumunda cheese, troll? That's cheese From Undah DEEZ NUTS!

[Crunchy Frog]

23. Naw, I missed that one.

I served on a jury for an OP she wrote that got alerted on. I don't know how the jury voted, though I personally did vote to delete. Didn't know it was her at the time of voting. I don't know which way the jury went on that, since it got zapped when she was MIRTed.

I still miss the old Tombstone that DU used to use.

[Hekate]

24. I miss the tombstones too

[Vinca]

25. Eloquent.

[bravenak]

26. Fuck yeah

[lunatica]

29. It's like a string of pearls to me

[RiverStone]

35. I don't have any FB friends who voted for the fascist

Your post illustrates why!

[herding cats]

36. I like it...

But, next time try not to hold back so much.

[PlanetBev]

37. I like your style, Bern

You speak frankly and show no mercy for swine.

[Paladin]

38. Well said.

I don't feel like talking to Trump people and trying to persuade them over to our side. I feel like crushing them, in an effort to salvage this country. I've already lost some friends with this attitude....and I don't give a fuck.