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blueseas

(11,575 posts)
Sat Jan 7, 2017, 06:17 PM Jan 2017

A-Day-in-the-Life-of-Joe-Republican

Joe gets up at 6 a.m. and fills his coffeepot with water to prepare his morning coffee. The water is clean and good because some tree-hugging liberal fought for minimum water-quality standards.

With his first swallow of water, he takes his daily medication. His medications are safe to take because some stupid commie liberal fought to ensure their safety and that they work as advertised.

All but $10 of his medications are paid for by his employer's medical plan because some liberal union workers fought their employers for paid medical insurance - now Joe gets it too.

He prepares his morning breakfast, bacon and eggs. Joe's bacon is safe to eat because some girly-man liberal fought for laws to regulate the meat packing industry.

In the morning shower, Joe reaches for his shampoo. His bottle is properly labeled with each ingredient and its amount in the total contents because some crybaby liberal fought for his right to know what he was putting on his body and how much it contained.

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A-Day-in-the-Life-of-Joe-Republican (Original Post) blueseas Jan 2017 OP
Thom Hartmann reads this every now and then and I think it's Great!!! Akamai Jan 2017 #1
ON Russian TV (RT) or radio? Generator Jan 2017 #3
I have only listened to him on the radio and via podcasts. I don't know if he gets a salary from RTV Akamai Jan 2017 #4
I did not know blueseas Jan 2017 #5
He only has 3 kids Generator Jan 2017 #2
A Day in the Life of Joe Republican - June 2017 needledriver Jan 2017 #6
Did not see it but thanks for the link blueseas Jan 2017 #8
Life couldn't be better for Joe Republican.... dubyadiprecession Jan 2017 #7
 

Generator

(7,770 posts)
3. ON Russian TV (RT) or radio?
Sat Jan 7, 2017, 06:21 PM
Jan 2017

I never even knew about it until this year. But they are not our friend and I don't respect anyone that gets a paycheck from them anymore.

 

Akamai

(1,779 posts)
4. I have only listened to him on the radio and via podcasts. I don't know if he gets a salary from RTV
Sat Jan 7, 2017, 06:40 PM
Jan 2017

He has said that he has not been given any pressure from RTV to modify his shows.

 

Generator

(7,770 posts)
2. He only has 3 kids
Sat Jan 7, 2017, 06:20 PM
Jan 2017

Not 12 (and four that died in childhood) because of vaccinations, health care AND planned parenthood. His wife isn't dead from exhaustion from giving birth for twenty years straight either. But oh well. BABIES. Let's face the truth men don't want every sex act to result in a BABY unless they are way way fundamentalist.

dubyadiprecession

(5,711 posts)
7. Life couldn't be better for Joe Republican....
Sat Jan 7, 2017, 08:01 PM
Jan 2017

What working class republican's take for granted is astounding. Even Rush Limbaugh was on unemployment with food stamps when he was younger.

Bob dole's mother told him once,"Now Bob, social security is all I've got, don't cut my social security". This quote of course came from Bob Dole's lip's himself from the 1996 Presidential race.

Republican's need to start loving their families!

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