Oh, snap!!! That's going to leave a mark!!!!

[LongTomH]

It seems our incoming 'First Lady' is threatening to sue anyone calling her an 'ex-hooker', which led Mrs. Betty Bowers: America's Best Christian to remark:

"Melania is threatening to sue anyone who says she used to be a hooker. I promise never to say that she *used* to be one."

[lastlib]

29. I've been calling her 'First Stripper' for awhile now.....

...see no reason to change.....

BTW, where will her dance pole be for the ignorguration??

[calimary]

34. There's always "Third Lady."

"First Plagiarist"?

"First Centerfold"?

"First Nude Model"?

"Soon To Be Replaced"?

"First Future Discard"?

She doth inspire, I will say that.

[Marie Marie]

44. Third Lady... I like it!

[TeamPooka]

55. You had me at Third Lady. lol

[LittleGirl]

59. Third Lady

is the best.

I wonder if soon she'll be referred to as First Separated Lady or First Divorced Lady.
'Cuz she's not moving to Pennsylvania Ave any time soon, right?

[calimary]

73. I just thought of another one: "First Floozy."

As I've already read in multiple places: she's the first "First Lady" we've seen naked. And it wasn't inadvertent, either, like the side boob long-distance shots the Enquirer runs of Kate Middleton in a mis-aligned bikini. She posed naked. Willingly. And got paid to do it. Modeling jobs dontchaknow.

[Wellstone ruled]

2. Watch for more of this behavior from the

King and his Court. Silence those serfs. Cause I am the King and do not pick on me.

[humbled_opinion]

27. Remember he is keeping GITMO open

I am sure he is thinking about ways to deal with political dissent.

[Wellstone ruled]

36. Nixon tryed to

use his Attorney General for the stoppage of dissent. Our Nation got lucky on that one,this POS will go there,count on it. Not even Sworn in yet,and his personal vindiciticness is increasing. Ryan and McConnell as well as others will use it to their behest.

[n2doc]

3. Can we call her an ape? How about a Great Ape?

Because I sure heard variants of that one used for our current FLOTUS.

[Buckeye_Democrat]

4. I had a post removed for mentioning a masculine feature...

on Ann Coulter's neck, so who knows?

[Maru Kitteh]

31. I doubt that was the only reason. Your statement likely included a gender/LGBTQ

insensitive remark. Simply stating that a woman appears to have an Adam's apple would not draw that kind of attention, as all humans have them, they are merely more likely to be prominent in males.

[Buckeye_Democrat]

35. If you want the details...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028402507

The post that was removed, #15, was my reply to #12.

I wrote: "Either that or her Adam's apple." Nothing else.

[Maru Kitteh]

39. I think it's important to appeal under the process provided when

the situation calls for it. It seems like this might have been a good option for you.

[Buckeye_Democrat]

41. I'm not going to bother.

I technically violated the TOS for insensitivity, I guess.

[Maru Kitteh]

42. Well, as I said, all humans have Adam's apples, so

I don't think it's insensitive myself. We all have arms and legs too. Nothing discriminatory there, but that's just my opinion I guess.

[HAB911]

62. Yes, there are some delicate little flowers with fingers

on the alert button. IMO those attitudes contribute to some of our losses politically.

I just had a post removed for suggesting toddlers killing themselves and family members with guns could conceivably affect the long term pool of reproductive age gun proponents. It was determined to be a "kooky" idea. I guess the bullet hit a nerve of someone.

https://mic.com/articles/142348/in-2016-toddlers-have-killed-more-people-in-the-us-than-muslim-terrorists-have

[halobeam]

38. the Great Es(cort)Ape

[MFM008]

5. Lol

She'll always be the first escort.

[NoMoreRepugs]

9. Excellent - the First Escort - HA!

[Thor_MN]

17. Personally, I prefer the Third Lady.

[sarah FAILIN]

32. I use that but add quotation marks

3rd "lady"

[bdamomma]

40. oh that's funny

[MFM008]

56. thats good 2

[Kahuna7]

6. Is it alright to call her a golddigger?

[keithbvadu2]

7. "Porn model" --- She has the pictures to prove it.

[orleans]

26. so we'll call her the First Porn Model n/t

[sarah FAILIN]

33. I use one as my twitterpic

her and several other president wives.. she's the one with no clothes on..

[Initech]

8. The Trumps love to threaten to sue people don't they?

And like most things they do, it's an empty threat, nothing more. Bill Maher knows a thing or two about that!

[milestogo]

10. OK, hooker.

[Motley13]

11. In the words of PEOTUS,a great piece of ass

oh, forgot, that was his daughter.

[LaydeeBug]

13. right. He just grabs wifey by the pussy. nt

[ProudLib72]

12. Poor little

first Soiled Dove of the WH.

[niyad]

71. that is a good one. and welcome to du.

[Leith]

14. How about "Ex-Call Girl?"

There! That's better.

[Grammy23]

15. Such a delicate little snowflake...

[rurallib]

16. for the evangelicals that would be harlot

[Different Drummer]

18. ...

[Mellomugwump]

19. I think my favorite is HOTUS....

[LenaBaby61]

60. I think my favorite is HOTUS....

I think my favorite is HOTUS....

[tavernier]

20. Hey, you worked it girl, why the denials?

So he wasn't Richard Gere. At least you got gold toilets.

[mobeau69]

28. LOL! n/t

[justhanginon]

21. How about "strumpet". An old fashioned word but given the obvious

play on words seems apt.

[NastyRiffraff]

22. Perfect!

[TheBlackAdder]

23. "New Russians" is a derogatory term for Post-Soviet wealthy who earn income by questionable means.

[radical noodle]

24. This conversation has given me a big smile

Excellent suggestions everyone! Let's use all of them.

[Zorro]

25. "First Prostitute" has a certain ring

[ck4829]

30. How can she even do that? Isn't she a public figure?

Oh right... She's Trump-rich, different rules for her.

[dixiegrrrrl]

37. love the guy who does Bowers.....sassy as hell. n/t

[Control-Z]

47. A guy does her character? n/t

[Tactical Peek]

57. I can't help but always think of her as her character.

http://friendlyatheistpodcast.com/2015/09/27/mrs-betty-bowers-americas-best-christian/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deven_Green

[dixiegrrrrl]

66. That needs clarifying...

Mr. Dixie told me it was a guy, so I checked back with him re: your question.

a woman named Deven Green does the portrayal of Bowers but Bowers the character was created and written by writer Andrew Bradley.

says Wiki.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deven_Green

[Feeling the Bern]

43. First Harlot, First Trollop, First Skank, First Skeezix, First Disease-bag

First Escort,
First Slut,
First Hussie,
First (well third) Trump Trampoline,
First Tramp.
First (well second) Homewrecker
First Bimbo
First (well, third) Trophy

Come on, you harpie, sue me!

[redwitch]

46. Floozy nt

[stage left]

69. First harlot is a winner. nt

[coco22]

45. She will have to sue..

2/3 of the country.RepubliCons Like Demint And George H.W, Bush wanted to past laws against suing. When Hurricane Katrina happened Trent Lott was first in line suing for damages to his property after he got his then he didn't give a damn.

[Snarkoleptic]

48. Some say Melania Trump used to be a hooker.

Learned that little trick from Faux Newz.

[Feeling the Bern]

49. Mrs. Trump. It has been reported by some that you used to be a hooker. Care to comment?

Headline: "Trump wife doesn't deny she used to not be a hooker."

[djsunyc]

50. mmm...

firstitute?

FMOBOTUS?

first mail order bride of the US?

[Horse with no Name]

51. sooks ebnataya

Sorry trumpettte. You lay down with the dog you get infested with YUGE fleas.
You should have realized that by now.

[Lifelong Protester]

52. If you do it for money,

no matter how much....

[lastlib]

54. As the old joke goes, we've determined what she is....

...now we're just haggling over price..........

As someone above quoted, I will never say she *used* to be a hooker.

[NCjack]

53. Is Mrs. Trump planning to use the White House? Did she have

to pass a security review to get an entrance pass? Her palling around with Putin's girl friend in Eastern Europe should have raised some "red" flags.

[beveeheart]

65. It was his daughter paling around

with his owner's girlfriend. And yes, that should have definitely been of concern.

[hoosierspud]

58. There's a line in the musical "Evita"

where Eva Peron is complaining that the aristocrats are calling her a whore. An old guy replies that he's still called an admiral even though he gave up the sea years ago.

[Mister Ed]

61. I have so far never heard of Melania Trump harming a single soul.

Until I do, my scorn will be reserved for her despicable husband, and will not spill over onto her.

[Generic Other]

64. Melania Trump already sued the Daily Mail for $150m over 'lies' about her past

She is suing in Maryland because they have a statute she believes covers her bare naked ass. It reads: “A single or married woman whose character or reputation for chastity is defamed by any person may maintain an action against that person.”

All she has to prove is that she has a reputation for chastity. Since her porn portfolio already establishes the fact that she is a sex worker, she may have difficulty convincing a jury that she has been defamed.

Seriously, after the way both Michelle Obama and HRC were treated by the GOP, I will heap scorn on Ms. Centerfold every time she exposes herself. If she wants to be seen as chaste, let her get herself to a nunnery.

[pnwmom]

70. Except for everyone in the world by providing him cover. Everyone close to him

is guilty of that.

They all know what they're about to unleash on us.

[mwooldri]

63. Snap? Leave a mark? "Hookers"?

The incoming "First Lady" is into S&M?

[Gothmog]

67. I love Betty Bowers's tweet on this

[ProudProgressiveNow]

68. K&R nt

[Motley13]

72. I know, you make your bed, you lay in it, but I feel for "3rd lady" for having

to put up with this sicko POS. Maybe Obama can give her a medal before he leaves,

What should we call it?

How many of us are willing to piss his face or hair?

"scuse me, I'm going to puke