Trump Tweets!! Hint: he's boiling!!

[herding cats]

Donald J. Trump‏ @realDonaldTrump
FAKE NEWS - A TOTAL POLITICAL WITCH HUNT!

Read the replies!!

https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/818990655418617856

[MFM008]

1. it has only just begun

[Buckeye_Democrat]

17. ...

[MFM008]

52. thanks for the accompaniment.

[DemoTex]

106. The Carpenters helped me get through Vietnam ..

For that, I love them.

[Buckeye_Democrat]

111. She had such a beautiful voice!

She was also a beautiful person, so it's a shame that she ever felt overweight and died from anorexia.

[orangecrush]

148. I had a 50s vintage stereo hifi

During the Bush years.

I would turn out the lights, light candles, open a bottle and listen to Carpenters 45s with tears in my eyes.

[tenorly]

59. For now a mere TRICKLE, if you will.

[enid602]

120. tinklegate

Tinkletegate

[tenorly]

123. Perfect.

Guaranteed to make a splash.

[BBG]

124. Just another damp scandal.

[tenorly]

139. Trump must nevertheless be, um, pissed.

[enid602]

146. ah, yes

Kind of gives new meaning to the phrase 'drip, drip, drip,' so to speak.

[tenorly]

147. Urine for it now, Donald.

[roamer65]

97. Hmmm...I've heard that Team Dump paid the "Romanian" hackers.

Also heard his lawyer met with Russian Intel in Prague.

People are talking, you know.

[Control-Z]

2. And he's melting,

MELTING!

[herding cats]

5. Read the comments.

I may literally die laughing!

[Brother Buzz]

33. @realDonaldTrump a toiletal peelitical whizz hunt

There are a lot of jewels buried in there, but that one works for me.

[herding cats]

112. This has been such a much needed laugh!

Trump alluded to "Gawkering" Buzz Feed, though. That kind of slowed down the lulz for me.

[Control-Z]

60. Liberals are funny

and smart. Love it.

[brush]

116. You meet the same people peeing up as you do peeing down, and trump's going down. Woohoo!

[NRaleighLiberal]

3. victim of yellow journalism!

[eleny]

6. Hands down - thread winner!

[herding cats]

7. Omg!

You should tweet that to him!

[Docreed2003]

51. Congrats on winning the Internet!!! Lol

[uponit7771]

65. lol

[malaise]

67. Freaking perfect

[Solly Mack]

82. Beautiful!

[Gothmog]

130. This is a winner

[lastlib]

134. Kirk here--go to YELLOW ALERT. Stand by to fire!

[lastlib]

144. This may put a damper on tRump's bromance with Vlad....

[Tommy_Carcetti]

4. Well, he is pissed. Nt

[herding cats]

11. Stop!

I can't pee my pants laughing now... he'd like it too much!

[lastlib]

143. "Goldwater Republican"!!!

Priceless!!

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

[madaboutharry]

8. The tweets responding are priceless.

First one : "You like to be peed on"

[Takket]

9. twitter isn't saving him this time. He HAS to be done, right??????????

[Stallion]

10. The Golden Boy of the Republican Party Seems PISSED!

finally got me to log on again

[tblue37]

62. You mean the golden shower boy? nt

[womanofthehills]

91. From the Periods for Pense women - it's golden

[Dem2]

12. just resign now, please

[napi21]

37. NOOOOOOO!!! I don't want prez Pence!!! n/t

[lunasun]

61. Me neither esp if he keeps trumps scary cabinet and hateful advisors

[2naSalit]

95. Since he probably picked them

himself, I expect he'll keep them. I honestly think Pence is afraid of the puppeteer in chief across the planet.

[MineralMan]

13. If he were on fire, I wouldn't piss on him...

Hahaha!

[herding cats]

16. These things practically write themselves!

[ismnotwasm]

14. "You seem pissed"

[MineralMan]

15. Indeed!

[herding cats]

19. Wasn't that perfect!

I wasn't the only one waiting for him to snap it seems. Lol!

[sheshe2]

53. He peeded off, oh sorry sorry I meant teed of at the 19th hole

He got to the green and his putter sputtered. He mssed the shot.

Bye tRumpity Dummpity ya sat on a wall then took a great faaaaaalllll. All Putin's horses and all of his men did not want to have anything to do with you again.

Jail time. LOCK HIM UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Poor tRummpie.Cry baby. tRump, please take your spawn with you.

[JHan]

18. the tweet replies will kill my ass... LMAO

[herding cats]

21. Right?

This is so fucking great!

[JHan]

26. Ask not what your country can pee on you...

We have nothing to fear but pee itself.

[herding cats]

31. Do you Twitter?

If so, help us out! It's #trollTrumpTuesday

[JHan]

34. LMAO not really.

[VOX]

20. "You pissed, bro?"

Shame about that.

[dflprincess]

118. I wish I had thought of that!

[Turn CO Blue]

22. It's a threefer - "fake news" and "witch hunt" typed in all CAPS! Twitler in meltdown. n/t

[orleans]

23. oh well n/t

[mcar]

24. And he's off!

[Kingofalldems]

25. So if it's fake news where is it coming from?

[malaise]

40. From Russia with Love

[krispos42]

151. The Man with the Golden Run?

[malaise]

156. Damn that is good

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

69. The bladders of some Russian prostitutes...

apparently.


Ain't that a pisser.

[Jacob Boehme]

27. Could the anti-Trump community pull off a pseudo-DdoS on the Trumpster?

Since trump demonstrates an unstoppable compulsion to respond to every slight, perceived slight and imaged slight, perhaps it’s possible to overload him with: Slights!

That’s right. Imagine if enough people poked at his glass-ego in multiple venues so that the resulting overriding need of his to respond would result in total overload. His ability to respond then becomes impossible and he completely short-circuits, shuts down and becomes not much more than a blubber filled paper weight drooling from an over-stuffed wheelchair.

From the way things are headed, if this plan succeeds, it could prevent WW3.

[underpants]

28. Urine in good hands. Believe me!

[MineralMan]

29. Hey, Trump: Urine trouble now, dude...

[Quayblue]

30. "Urine abomination"

[Drahthaardogs]

32. He is a Toiletatarian....

.

[herding cats]

35. Good one!

[malaise]

36. But is he

pissed??

[JHan]

38. #PEEOTUS

[nolabear]

39. Oh my God, the replies! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!

[MrPurple]

41. Won't be funny when he has government powers to hit back with

When Trump gets his hands on full executive powers, he's going to make Richard Nixon look like a girl scout.

[pangaia]

42. OOpps,, I thought we wouldn't hear from him until about 2 am EST.

[Freethinker65]

43. Talk me down here...what if they planted the fake news ala Dan Rather...

[angstlessk]

47. I abhor trump, but think it's MUCH worse than peeing on

prostitutes.

[Freethinker65]

55. I think the CIA/NSA has stuff on Trump...but the leaked report is too perfect

If the document is proven false, no one will be talking about what the CIA/NSA really knows. Trump can drone on about how everyone is out to get him and only he can save America bullshit that "won" him the election in the first place

[Dustlawyer]

142. How can he ever disprove this?

Yellow journalism; Toiletarian... i am dying laughing.

I will try to remember this moment along with Obama's farewell address. The contrast between the two is so stark, Trump will always be on the losing end of this comparison. W was at least smart enough to disappear!

I heard Pence is #2, or was it into #2, cannot remember!

McChinless is a turtle head poking out, and I don't mean the reptile!

[angstlessk]

44. I want to post a tweet, but don't know how...

"We know you don't drink, but didn't know you were a peetotaler"

[riversedge]

48. Do you have a twitter account???

[angstlessk]

50. I just signed up to post that..

[riversedge]

56. Good, now you are a tweeter:-)

[LaydeeBug]

45. No...he's *PISSED*

[SunSeeker]

74. LOL I see what you did there.

[riversedge]

46. some of the replies are funny.... @realDonaldTrump "PEEOTUS" LOL

Donald J. Trump Verified account
‏@realDonaldTrump

FAKE NEWS - A TOTAL POLITICAL WITCH HUNT!


7:19 PM - 10 Jan 2017
9,087 replies 5,015 retweets 10,794

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/818990655418617856



Bess Kalb ‏@bessbell 13m13 minutes ago

.@realDonaldTrump Uh oh, sweetheart, you sound VERY upset. Now is not the time to project the image you're unhinged!
80 replies 222 retweets 2,565 likes
Bess Kalb ‏@bessbell 11m11 minutes ago

.@realDonaldTrump If there's nothing to worry about, there's nothing to worry about! Shouting on the Internet doesn't do anyone any good.
39 replies 124 retweets 1,563 likes
Bess Kalb ‏@bessbell 10m10 minutes ago

.@realDonaldTrump (It makes it seem like maybe you peed on the Russian girls or they peed on one another for your pleasure, dear.)
73 replies 128 retweets 1,281 likes
⚾️ Frank Cooney
⚾️ ‏@FrankCooney 10m10 minutes ago

@bessbell @realDonaldTrump You can't spell Trump without the P! #Peeotus #orangefacegoldenshowers
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Erick Fernandez ‏@ErickFernandez 14m14 minutes ago

@realDonaldTrump "PEEOTUS" LOL

[SunSeeker]

75. OMG, that hashtag: #orangefacegoldenshowers

[47of74]

149. We've also got #Peeotus

[central scrutinizer]

154. My favorite

Can you hold this thread a little longer? We're almost home.

[Thinkingabout]

49. Did he think for one second the same people hacking into the DNC, HRC, and RNC was going to

pass DJT and not get information? If he did then he is not as smart as many thinks.

[Dopers_Greed]

54. The reports are "trickling" out...

Pass the popcorn

[Buckeye_Democrat]

57. Young Trump (Cartman) in preschool.

[bullwinkle428]

58. CAN NOT. STOP. LAUGHING!

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

63. The twitter responses will make you piss yourself laughing

Waiting for the memes of Joe telling Obama he put plastic covers on all the mattresses in the whitehouse, lol.

[Charles Bukowski]

64. Betcha Trump won't like this leak.

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

72. He only likes leaks if they come from Russian prostitutes

and I include Julian Assange in that.

[Docreed2003]

66. Some of the responses are priceless

[Initech]

68. Who needs butter? I've got plenty!!!

[bpositive]

70. When it rains it pours

#trumpgoldenshowers.

Let's get it kicked

[tblue37]

71. My favorite is this video clip:

https://mobile.twitter.com/ErickFernandez/status/818991229467762695/photo/1

[tblue37]

73. Oh, and this great line:

Alex Edelman‏ @AlexEdelman
.@realDonaldTrump I mean, you always said you were a Goldwater Republican.

[ismnotwasm]

76. Bwaha hahahaha!

Missed that one.

[tblue37]

77. Oh, oh! THIS ONE!:

DeMotts‏ @MattDeMotts
Hillary must be ecstatic that "Trumped-up Trickle Down" is finally catching on months later #GoldenShowers

[tblue37]

78. So many good ones:

[alterfurz]

158. "Make America #1 Again!"

[coco22]

104. And Goldengate..

[mahatmakanejeeves]

79. Every time he denies the truth, he only makes himself more vulnerable to blackmail.

If you told James Obergefell that you were going to expose him as homosexual unless he paid you $1 million, how much money do you expect he would pay you to keep the big secret?

You can't blackmail people who don't care.

Drip, drip, drip.

[Oneironaut]

80. "PEEOTUS" - That's gold!

[HoneyBadger]

107. Best tweet of the night

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

81. He can take about an hour on the tower of power

So long as he gets a little golden shower

(paraphrasing the Frank Zappa song "Bobby brown&quot

[Pluvious]

100. Makes its own sauce :)

Say hello to Mary

Btw, I posted a review here of Joe's Garage I attended at Hollywood's famous Open Fist Theater if you're interested

[johnp3907]

137. That one's been stuck in my head!

[OilemFirchen]

83. Wheeeeeee!

[volstork]

99. Don't you mean

Weeeeeeee!!!!

[OilemFirchen]

102. Probably.

Stretched out for the night. I can't type when I'm prostate.

[SCVDem]

84. Now we know why tRump spent so much time in Wisconsin

Cheese Whiz!

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

85. I wonder if the CIA hacked into the Russian I Pee address to obtain the video

And now we know how his hair gets so yellow!

lmao...I crack myself up!

[marybourg]

132. I Pee address!

[Thor_MN]

86. He will be claiming that he said "You're an eight" and they misunderstood...

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

87. That pun almost whizzed right past me

lol

[Cracklin Charlie]

88. Warning - Wear Depends to this thread!

[MrScorpio]

89. It's not like the PEEOTUS never gave us clue about what he's in to

[Grassy Knoll]

110. lol..

[Feeling the Bern]

90. Oh, I can't wait to get on my VPN and have some fun tonight. My keyboard will start smoking.

[Fast Walker 52]

92. So freaking transparent and pathetic

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

93. I bet Putin live streamed it

eom

[grantcart]

94. Turns out Trump is a Goldwater Republican

[DemoTex]

108. Urine in AU-H2O country now!

Lap it up!

[niyad]

136. and I had just flashed on the au-h20 bumpersticker a few days ago. hmmmm.

[Buckeye_Democrat]

96. So many clever replies in this thread!

[brooklynite]

98. Best response so far...

TechnicallyRon‏ @TechnicallyRon
@realDonaldTrump you sound pissed. Don't worry you're still number 1. It's not like urine trouble or anything.

[herding cats]

103. Oh! That is a good one!

What I love is how Trumps minions have totally been overpowered in his feed. They simply cannot keep up the massive response that a pissed off twitterverse has unleashed on the PEEOTUS!

[Fast Walker 52]

101. holy crap, this is NUTS!

http://occupydemocrats.com/2017/01/11/us-intel-just-reported-trump-hired-russian-prostitutes-pee-obamas-bed/

[Charles Bukowski]

105. Trump's going to drain the swamp alright.

Starting with the lizard.

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

114. He's only draining it so he can fill it with prostitute piss

eom

[Denzil_DC]

109. It's quite a meldown. Trump links to a fake news site to "debunk" Buzzfeed!

Donald J. Trump ‏@realDonaldTrump

'BuzzFeed Runs Unverifiable Trump-Russia Claims' #FakeNews

Fake News: BuzzFeed Runs ‘Unverifiable’ Trump-Russia Claims

lifezette.com

"Lifezette" (Really? That's the best authoritative source his team could come up with?) describes the BuzzFeed story as "a shocking breakdown of journalistic ethics".

Downthread, somebody fills us in on "Lifezette":

Kevin Collier @kevincollier

In which @realDonaldTrump's rebuttal to "fake news" BuzzFeed story is linking to an actual #fakenews site

Kevin Collier ‏@kevincollier

Here's the Intercept on LifeZette in Nov:
https://theintercept.com/2016/11/26/laura-ingraham-lifezette/ …

Kellyanne is awake and tweeting, but it doesn't seem like her heart's in it:

Kellyanne Conway @KellyannePolls

Reality check from AP diplomatic writer

Matt Lee ‏@APDiploWriter

"Raw" intelligence is often just rumor. That's why it's called "raw" and not considered to be "ripe."

The replies to her are no more merciful than they are on Trump's feed. Brutal.

[herding cats]

113. His minions have lost control of Twitter.

They'll get it back, I'm sure, but for tonight they're all at a loss.

[Denzil_DC]

119. They've lost control of the media for now, too, which smarts.

A goup called /pol/ from 4Chan are claiming they planted the Watersportsgate story as "fanfic" and fed it to GOP media guy (and Never Trumper) Rick Wilson. Trouble is, they've made claims about when they did it, but the document's been in circulation and gathering more info since last August, which they didn't know. They're besieging the guy on Twitter right now: https://twitter.com/TheRickWilson/with_replies

As if the pissgames were the worst allegation in the doc anyway! Must have touched a nerve ...

I look forward to all the deplorables starting to piss on each other in a desperate attempt to normalize it: "See, it's no big deal. EVERYBODY does it!"

[LeftInTX]

115. Now I know where he gets his hair dye

[Blue Idaho]

117. Some people get pissed off...

Some people get pissed on...

[dflprincess]

121. Based on his reaction I can only assume

it's all true.

[ProudLib72]

122. tRump

the original Yellow Kid.

[bucolic_frolic]

125. We are in a Trump Quagmire

No one knows how to repeal Obamacare

and one economist sees little productivity growth in tax and trade policies
that do not invest in education or innovation

So this is going to be a big worthless mess

[avebury]

126. The funniest thing about this - Trump is terrified of being publicly humilated.

I think that ship has sailed.

[Gothmog]

127. Any bets if trump shows up for press conference?

[LovingA2andMI]

128. Golden Showers -- Cheeto Trumpskin....

And ALL of that Disgusting Jazz....

[Rorey]

129. Poor trump

No doubt too busy changing his undies (or getting his diaper changed) over this "political witch hunt" to tweet about President Obama's awesome farewell speech.

[mobeau69]

131. I DID NOT PEE ON THAT WOMAN

Bahahahahahahaha!

[world wide wally]

133. A virtual flood of puns

[babylonsister]

135. A 'Goldwater' republican! hahaha nt

[mobeau69]

140. Good one. n/t

[sweetloukillbot]

138. Looks like he couldn't hold it in...

[Blue Owl]

141. Pissing and moaning over alleged pissing and moaning

n/t

[Dustlawyer]

145. If Trump thinks this will just blow over he is just pissing into the wind!!!

[orangecrush]

150. Poor King Baby!

[pipi_k]

152. Was Bladdermir Putin involved, though?

Or Pootin...

he could also be into dookie fun for all we know....

[herding cats]

153. Haha!

That's a keeper!

[ProudLib72]

155. just "leaked": tRump's pink eye scandal

an anonymous source says that Vladimir Putin-in-the-face gave it to him!

[alarimer]

157. So this is "Trumped-up Trickle down".

I guess Hillary knew this already.