C'mon DU. The Trump story really isn't that bad...

[SidDithers]

I mean, who among us hasn't paid Russian hookers to pee on each other in the Presidential Suite of the Ritz-Carlton?

Glass houses, DUers, glass houses.



Sid

[Starry Messenger]

1. Urine for it now, Sid.

[pinboy3niner]

8. LOL!

[In_The_Wind]

2. Well, I never! A 100 times never.

[boston bean]

3. Glad it wasn't the Shitz-Carlton... We can take solace in that...

[sheshe2]

15. Spritz Carlton

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[marybourg]

28. Did you mean Spritz Carlton?

[sheshe2]

29. yup

[volstork]

34. LOL!

[Scurrilous]

67. ...

[rug]

4. Those who had to pay.

[Trust Buster]

5. THIS JUST IN: Trump declares initiative to turn the Finger Lakes yellow starting with the

smallest one first.

[HoneyBadger]

6. Aint no party like Donald and a room full of peeing hookers

I was watching Risky Business on HBO as I was reading the document. So timely. Putin is Guido the pimp (played by a very young Ralphie from the Sopranos). Donald is Joel Goodson. Manafort is Miles.

[ismnotwasm]

7. Well when I get pissed

I get pissed, yknow what I'm sayin?

[sheshe2]

16. Urine sample...

Pee to play~

[ismnotwasm]

30. Will that be a clean catch sample?

Or a 24 hour collection?

[sheshe2]

32. 24

Pee away...trickle down.

[volstork]

36. Cath

if you please

[ismnotwasm]

40. One straight cath coming up...

[volstork]

42. With a RED

rubber catheter. 34 French.

[ismnotwasm]

50. heh

You're getting into pediatric sizes...

[pangaia]

9. Well to tell the truth, I WAS approached by a 'Dollar Bar Dolly"

while sitting in the dollar bar (as opposed to the ruble bar) the first time I was in St Petersburg, which was Jan 1985.

In the then Europskaya Hotel.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

10. It was a golden moment

[RedWedge]

11. Speaking truth to shower.

[RedWedge]

19. C'MON PEOPLE THAT WAS GOLDEN.

[The Polack MSgt]

66. Heh

[Quackers]

12. It's stories like this that just make me feel warm all over. nt

[Grassy Knoll]

13. I Once Had Flaming Filet Of Yak. Peeking Style...

But that was a good 45 minutes after a two brick wax job.

[angstlessk]

14. Glass houses indeed...were it not for the pee

you could see right through it.

[roamer65]

17. I'm really pissed off.

I haven't had such a golden opportunity yet.

[AnnieBW]

18. Better to be pissed off

Than pissed on!

[roamer65]

23. No wiser words have been spoken.

[Buckeye_Democrat]

20. That will be the Kellyanne tactic, beyond simply denying it.

She'll mention Bill Clinton's affairs, most likely.

[mobeau69]

46. I did not pee on that woman

[meow2u3]

48. He who denied it supplied it

Including eating the yellow snow off Russian hookers.

[bpositive]

21. #trumpgoldenshowers

Funniest news this year

[Thor_MN]

44. #Shower2thePEEOTUS

[phylny]

22. You're all killing me! I'm laughing so hard

I almost peed my pants.

[volstork]

37. At least you're wearing pants

...unlike some alleged Russian hookers

[sheshe2]

24. Du Kick and Rec

Silence is golden golden~

[nolabear]

25. All that's missing is the blow.

[mopinko]

56. this

i just know there are drugs. at least, the hookers must have been high.

[spanone]

26. Well Sid, you do have a point there. Thanks for that moment of reflection.

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but he probably put his on his expense account....not me.

[unblock]

27. Hookers pay me, baby!

[volstork]

38. Only the best,

Classiest hookers. Believe me!

[mcar]

31. I mean, really, what's the big deal?

[yardwork]

33. Hi Sid!

[leftofcool]

35. Golden is a girl's best friend?

[Volaris]

39. There's a Boondocks episode that's relevant here...

People out in the street protesting in support of getting peed on...THAT will KAC in about 3 days lol.

[Thor_MN]

41. It took 16 years for "Minna Unchi" to be translated into the English "Everybody Poops"

That was 24 years ago, and now we are going to get "Everybody Pees". Probably will be a #1 bestseller...

Actually, I expect Trumplethinskin to say "BAAAleave me, they were not 10s. I told them, You're an 8, at best. And they misunderstood. The language. They didn't understand."

[SammyWinstonJack]

54. HA!

[question everything]

43. LOL. I needed this (nt)

[CanonRay]

45. I wonder if the charity paid fot the hookers

[New Orleans Strong]

47. C'mon! He's giving us a wall sheeple. What else do you want?

[Garion_55]

49. Putting the 'p' in trump!

[Cha]

53. trumpee

[Raine]

51. well ... my cat peed on a bed before we were going to have overnight company that

was unwanted & univited..

[3catwoman3]

55. Cats are very...

...good judges of character.

[Gothmog]

52. New logo

[elmac]

57. I bet a lot of rich CEO's have golden showers

and gold commodes to!

[SunSeeker]

58. #Peeotus

[Maru Kitteh]

59. Really Sid. This post is just completely void

But if it should fail to void completely, talk to the urologist right away or seek immediate medical attention.

[Denzil_DC]

60. There were strong hints even back in November

https://twitter.com/FoxNews/status/796731462087278592

[doc03]

61. I have never been to Russia, St. Petersburg Florida yes but not Russia nt

[George II]

62. You guys are all too funny, clever, and quick too! This gives an added meaning to the term:

Trickle Down. And as I saw elsewhere, this may turn out to be Trump's Tinklegate Scandal.

For those of you growing up in the '60s, remember when we were all warned about the "Yellow Peril"? Well folks, it's HERE!!!!!!!!

[meadowlander]

63. Just a wee bit,

but never in a former president's bed.

[Initech]

64. Just remember - he who lives in glass house, dresses in basement.

[BigDemVoter]

65. Come to think about it, move on. . . nothing to see here. I do it every day!

[Tarheel_Dem]

68. Sorry Sid, but I ain't never paid a mf'er to piss anywhere near my immediate vicinity.