Hey, Kellyanne! Remember when?

[NanceGreggs]

Remember when Donnie-J announced at a rally in Jacksonville, Florida, the “breaking news” about the FBI’s investigation of the Clinton Foundation, stating that “an avalanche of information is coming in” and that “the FBI agents say their investigation is likely to yield an indictment” – an “announcement” that was based on a FOX-News report by Bret Baier, which was later retracted and called an “inartful” representation of the situation?

Remember when you later appeared with Brian Williams and told him that Trump’s proclamation that Hillary was facing a “likely indictment” by the FBI was based on “inaccurate reporting” – but it didn’t matter because factual or not, “the damage is done to Hillary Clinton”?

Remember when Williams asked you to concede that “indictment” is a specific term of law, and that it was a huge misrepresentation to use the expression ‘likely indictment’ when all the legitimate reporting on the matter was to the contrary?

Remember when your response was “Well, the damage is done to Hillary Clinton, and no matter how it’s being termed, the voters are hearing it for what it is, a culture of corruption.”

Guess what, Sweetums? The Donnie-J Pissgate story is all over the media now, along with allegations of ties between your boss and Russian operatives before AND during the campaign. And it’s not coming from some FOX-News bobblehead, but from reliable intel sources.

You see, honey, nothing gets the public all a-Twitter like a juicy scandal involving perverse sex acts, Russian spies, and urinating hookers. In fact, if someone could throw-in some 80-mph troika chases for the action sequences, we’d be looking at a blockbuster movie.

People who, out of sheer boredom, tuned-out stories about alleged goings-on in the Clinton Foundation have suddenly tuned-in. The CF stories involved money, and convoluted connect-the-dots exercises (Math? Spreadsheets? Pie-charts? UGH!), which quickly led to a “meh, wake me when it gets interesting” attitude.

But now all ears are perked-up and listening intently to tales of Russian lovelies urinating-on-command to satisfy the sexual cravings of a soon-to-inaugurated presidential candidate - tales that don't involve math, except for those curious about exactly how many paid-to-perform sex workers were involved, and precisely how many pints-o'-piss it takes to get Donnie-J off.

What goes around “comes” around (pun very much intended). I look forward to your inevitable spin, your indignant declarations that this is all “fake news” and shouldn’t be given any credence whatsoever.

But the truth is – as you yourself stated – factual or not, “the damage is done”. And there seems to be a lot more fact involved here than not.

So get to spinnin’ that straw into gold, lady fair. (And by the way, it's Trumpelthinskin – just so you know the name to invoke in order to break free of the evil spell.)

[KGBot001]

1. They all, all need to spend 20 years in prison

[Hekate]

2. They are all absolutely despicable. Not "deplorable," which is a mild term. Despicable.

[Cha]

3. I remember that!

"Remember when you later appeared with Brian Williams and told him that Trump’s proclamation that Hillary was facing a “likely indictment” by the FBI was based on “inaccurate reporting” – but it didn’t matter because factual or not, “the damage is done to Hillary Clinton”?

Oh Really?

"Remember when your response was “Well, the damage is done to Hillary Clinton, and no matter how it’s being termed, the voters are hearing it for what it is, a culture of corruption.”

Brilliant, Nance, recalling Conway's statements to Brian Williams on "the damage is done" whether it's factual or not. She gets paid the big bucks to come up with shite like this.

So be it.. Pissgate! He shall be henceforth known as trumpee, the procurer of Russian Prostitutes-to piss on our beloved President's bed at the Ritz-Carlton.

I googled to come up with the name of the hotel and got this right away..

Report: Donald Trump Hired Prostitutes to Pee In Beds He Knew the Obamas Slept In

BuzzFeed has obtained and published the full document “so that Americans can make up their own minds about allegations about the president-elect that have circulated at the highest levels of the U.S. government.”

According to the report, Donald Trump allegedly rented the Presidential Suite at the Ritz Carlton Hotel “where he knew President and Mrs. Obama (whom he hated) had stayed on one of their official trips to Russia.” The report goes on to say that Trump “defiled” the room by hiring prostitutes and having them “perform a ‘golden showers’ (urination) show in front of him.”

"Allegedly" Schmedgedly.. who cares? "The damage is done" to donnie j trumpee.. ".. the voters are hearing it for what it is, a culture of corruption.”

http://www.theroot.com/articles/news/2017/01/donald-trump-allegedly-likes-golden-showers/

No matter how much trumpee tweets "fake news-witch hunt" he is forever stained with russian piss. As rug observed.. "that explains the hair"

So now in 2017.. 2013's a pisser of karma comes down on dumpee's head.

[Scurrilous]

4. K & R

[BumRushDaShow]

5. Great rant Nance!

[jaxind]

6. Seth Meyers

And, Kellyanne CONway was on Seth Meyers last night saying it doesn't matter if you're a republican or a democrat, everyone should be appalled that intelligence officials are leaking things to the press (which isn't true anyway). But even if it were true, then CONway, why weren't you and your boss appalled that regardless of whether you're a democrat or a republican, that a foreign adversary interfered in our election???!!!

[betsuni]

7. K&R

[mnhtnbb]

8. What I really want to know is who pees on Cheeto when he's home?

Does he get Conway to do it? Does Melania do it? Does Ivanka do it?

Does he send out for some high end escorts in NY to do it?

Once somebody gets established with participating in perverse sexual activities, it creates a habit. A need.

Maybe someone right here in the good 'ole USA will come forward and tell!

You do know that Cheeto's grampa owned bordellos in the west, right? Although Cheeto never knew his pimp grandpa,
maybe there was a generation skipping trust of another sort at play in his family?

[brer cat]

9. Thank you, Nance.

K&R

[colsohlibgal]

10. She Is Beyond Belief

When she says stuff like "don't pay attention to what he says" she proves she is as crazy as he is.

Pence will be in the WH before long...I think. So we get someone competent but also a religious nut who believes the earth, the universe, all of it is 5,000 or so years old. That is delusional and provably false.

So we would go from one kind of crazy to another.

This is going to be a weird and dangerous 2-4 years. Then, if we still vote, let us hope the fickle middle realizes they have been conned again.

[mcar]

11. A guy who started his "political" career with a bogus

"investigation" into President Obama's birth certificate and his execrable white supremacist cronies deserves to be covered in a shower of leaks, rumors and innuendo.

[sheshe2]

12. Outstanding

Thank you Nance.

[Tikki]

13. I still wonder how she explains her job of 'holding trump up as a role mode' to her children....

It is sad....


Tikki

[BSdetect]

14. IN A BUBBLE INSIDE THE BUBBLE

[Tikki]

15. Didn't she say she was having trouble finding the "right; alt-right" private school for her....

children in the Washington, D.C. area!!!

One where the other students wouldn't remind her spawn what a loser her mother's boss is, daily.

Tikki

[Lucinda]

16. KNR

[ismnotwasm]

17. "Spinning that straw into gold"

This is sooo excellent

[Lifelong Protester]

18. A hearty K & R