A DC Area Restaurant Is Serving a Golden Showers Burger

[ehrnst]

Proceeds go towards Planned Parenthood.

While news organizations are quibbling over how to deal with Donald Trump‘s alleged affinity for “golden showers,” a local Washington restaurant has whipped up a Golden Showergate special. Behold, the Golden Showers Burger, a collaborative special from Community diner in Bethesda and local food writer Nevin Martell.

Per Martell, the patty is “drenched with self-tanning cheddar and yellow mustard leaking down the sides, and topped with a very small pickle.” It also comes with a tall glass of lemonade and a lemon-glazed doughnut for an “unforgettable happy ending.”

The combo meal is currently available by request only for one day only, Jan. 11, and goes for $20. For every one sold, the restaurant will donate $5 to Planned Parenthood Action.

“The thought that we could have fun with it and have the money go to a good cause was a win-win,” says Martell.

https://www.washingtonian.com/2017/01/11/bethesda-dc-restaurant-is-serving-a-golden-showers-burger/

[liberal N proud]

1. Sounds as disgusting as trumpee

[meadowlander]

2. It's the little pickle that sells it.

LMAO

[ProudProgressiveNow]

10. +1 nt

[csziggy]

3. The Donald will NEVER live this down

As I told my sister last night, it doesn't matter if the pee story isn't true. Everybody will run with it and have a great time making fun of Trump.

He deserves nothing less.

[Angry Dragon]

5. the comedians will love it

[niyad]

17. cannot wait to see what alec baldwin and snl do with this.

[Angry Dragon]

4. Notice that Trump has Golden hair

and when he turns around he has a yellow stripe down his back

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

7. Maybe this is why he wears his neckties so long - they're wicks.

[Angry Dragon]

8. I think the ties are just an arrow so he can find it to take a piss

[Cha]

6. E gods!

[MindPilot]

9. I laughed so hard i almost....

I cannot wait for Bill Maher and John Oliver to return!!

[turbinetree]

11. They will help educate the masses of what a real golden shower will be and how it will

renamed in the books--the DJT

This outta be good.........................

[Stuart G]

12. When you think you have seen it all.......this one takes the .........."meal"...(and shower)

[Chipper Chat]

13. After seeing this I may turn Vegan.

And I'm not sure I will want my cup of tea tomorrow morning.

[MountCleaners]

14. I may never drink lemonade again!

n/t

[Chipper Chat]

15. Cream Soda may be a casualty too.

And I feel sorry for 'Ale 8' which I've loved for years.

[cate94]

16. They could have called it

PEEotus. Just sayin.

[JudyM]

20. Good one - for his nickname!

[lame54]

18. Does it come with a lemonade

[ehrnst]

19. Yes - and a lemon doughnut, as a 'happy ending'

[Initech]

21. OMFG, I am dying laughing at this.

Little pickle, glazed donut, lemonade - this is a win!