Victoria Jackson: Muslim Brotherhood is taking over America

[pepperbear]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/27/victoria-jackson-muslim-brotherhood-fbi_n_1170790.html?ref=mostpopular

Former "Saturday Night Live" actress Victoria Jackson, working on confidential information she as a web talk show host has special clearance to obtain, has claimed that the United States is being overtaken by radical Muslims bent on bringing the nation under Sharia law.

"I just went to a briefing in Washington DC, across the street from the Capitol, at the Longworth building at 8:30 am two days ago and it changed my life," Jackson said last week on her web show, "Politichicks." "For six hours, I saw pictures and names and dates and facts and Islamic law books and Korans, Surahs for six hours and they proved to me... that the Muslim Brotherhood has infiltrated our highest positions in government and this is serious."

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[PeaceNikki]

1. PeaceNikki: Victoria Jackson is batshit crazy

[tridim]

2. I hope she has a close friend that will get her the mental help that she obviously needs.

[toddaa]

3. Thomas Jefferson read and quoted from the Quran

The Muslim Brotherhood has gotten their hands on a flux capacitor.

[Bozita]

4. off her meds again, eh?

[flakey_foont]

5. "I just went to a briefing"

oh, sure. When there is briefing with all of the National Security agencies, Victoria Jackson is a mandatory attendee. Who better to give a realistic opinion on the current situation?

[sharp_stick]

12. She didn't say it was an official briefing

Likely it was a gathering of like minded wackos in the public bathroom of the building.

This woman needs a serious psych evaluation and followup commitment, she is some fucked up.

[flakey_foont]

19. No

She did not specify that it was an 'Official" briefing, but likely in her deganged mind, it was the most important thing in the history of history.
Help us, Obi-wan Victoria Jackson, you're our only hope!

[sharp_stick]

20. I'm sure it was

she really does seem to think that she's some kind of RW prophet out to save the country from the evil Muslim Horde.

She chose her words carefully to make it sound more important than it was but in her addled little brain it probably was a Joint Chief's meeting.

[PeaceNikki]

13. It was her own show TITLED “Inside Look at Congressional Briefing on Islamization of America”

On it, Victoria says how she was privied to secret documents claiming that Islamists have infiltrated the highest levels of our government, including The White House! Their agenda? To institute Sharia Law in the US and make us all slaves of Islam.

[GoCubsGo]

21. Something tells me that her "briefing" had something to do with tighty whities.

What a nutbag.

[Proud Liberal Dem]

6. So

When's her veil/burqa fitting scheduled for?

I guess the right-wing has discovered its new muslim bogeyman to replace the now (seemingly) defunct Al-Queda.

[treestar]

7. What highest positions?

[hifiguy]

8. This woman should be institutionalized

as soon as possible.

[Zalatix]

9. Look out behind you Ms. Jackson, there's a guy with a scruffy beard!

And he's summoning a wind spell to blow your tinfoil hat off!

[City Lights]

11. I hope she gets the medical help she needs.

She can certainly afford it.

[bemildred]

14. Have they checked her brain for amoebas? nt

[SunsetDreams]

15. Well we have a "Kenyan-Muslim" President now

who has been getting his Muslim Brotherhood on at secret meetings all across the country. He has made it a movement now! What did she expect?

[DesertRat]

16. I don't know why she's given press for her whacko ideas

[CakeGrrl]

17. These wing nuts are on another level with Pres Obama in the WH

A few of them sound thisclose to the edge.

Nutbars.

[Botany]

18. What is she doing channeling her inner Joe McCarthy?

" .....that the Muslim Brotherhood has infiltrated our highest positions in government and this is serious."



"While I cannot take the time to name all the men in the State Department who have been named as members of the Communist Party and members of a spy ring, I have here in my hand a list of 205."



ATTN Ms. Batty McWingnuts aka V. Jackson the 1st Amendment already has any problems w/ a take over by
"the Muslim Brotherhood" taken care of;

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

[book_worm]

22. why even post the ravings of a talentless has been?

File her away with Pat Boone.

[GreenPartyVoter]

23. But she'd be happy to force the Christian version of Sharia law on us. Hypocrite!

[IcyPeas]

30. exactly. hypocrite indeed.

[JHB]

24. Ahhh, Victoria, that's what the Illuminati WANT you to think...

...Fnord.

[hifiguy]

26. Excellent!

[MineralMan]

25. Victoria Jackson: Really...I'm a moron who will believe anything.

Whatever I hear, I just repeat.

[NYC Liberal]

27. She's got it wrong. It's the Communists who have

infiltrated the government!

[Hugabear]

28. She's a perfect tool for the far right - too fucking stupid to know any different

They could have shown her a bunch of coloring books and crude stick-figure drawings, and she would have accepted that as "proof" of a Muslim Brotherhood takeover.

[RZM]

34. Actually I think she's a liability for them

Ridiculous shit like this might play to the paranoid, but it turns off regular folks.

Case in point . . . The John Birch Society.

This is probably the main reason why Skinner doesn't permit CTs on DU except in a specially-designated group.

[Hugabear]

38. many rethugs I've spoken to actually believe in crazy conspiracy theories

For example, that there is a Muslim/Communist plot to take over America

[RZM]

39. Nutjobs are everywhere on the political spectrum

They're on the right, left, and in between. A lot of people I've known who believe kooky CTs probably don't even know where they stand politically. Often they are cynical 'I don't trust anybody in the government' types.

[zbdent]

29. She went to a briefing ...

and she was just reading from what they handed her to say when she talked about "the briefing". After she signed in, she drank her free cup of coffee, signed a few autographs, posed for a few photo-ops, picked up the paycheck for showing up, and left. All within 10 minutes, short of the "six hours" she claims she "paid attention" ...

Come now, does anybody believe she has the attention span of anything longer than a bored ADD fruit fly?

[MilesColtrane]

31. Another walking brain stem...

How do these people remember to breathe?

[4_TN_TITANS]

32. And to think I used to think she was funny

but I was just a kid back then. Now I know that she's really "funny", not like ha ha...

[Marrah_G]

33. she is delusional

[Stratetalker]

35. These gents were present at the briefing.....

THese gents were present at the briefing as well to lend gravity to the subject

[HughBeaumont]

36. That *snip* in the post signifies the sound of Victoria's lobotomy . . .

Why does this future rubber-room resident get press?

[edbermac]

37. Actually, Republican stupidity is what is taking over America.