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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsTransition Team: Trump Has Too Many Conflicts Of Interest To Favor Any Specific One (Onion)
Transition Team Assures Public Trump Has Too Many Conflicts Of Interest To Favor Any Specific One

http://www.theonion.com/article/transition-team-assures-public-trump-has-too-many--55029?utm_content=Main&utm_campaign=SF&utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=SocialMarketing
WASHINGTONSeeking to allay concerns about how the incoming commander-in-chiefs business ties would affect the way he governs, members of Donald Trumps White House transition team assured the American public Friday that the president-elect has far too many conflicts of interest to favor any individual one. The American people have absolutely nothing to worry about regarding Mr. Trumps ethical integrity, as his conflicts of interest are simply too extensive for him to give preferential treatment to any one of them in particular, said Trump senior advisor Kellyanne Conway, noting that the real estate magnates foreign and domestic holdings are so expansive and complex that it would be almost impossible for him to keep track of them all, let alone isolate one specifically and exploit it. Every single citizen can rest assured that none of Mr. Trumps vast array of investments will ever take precedence over any of the others. And even if one of his many business interests did stand to sway his position on an issue, another one of the thousands of other ventures he has a stake in would surely exert pressure to counteract it. So theres no reason for concern at all. Conway added that given how committed every member of the incoming administration was to upholding such rigorous principles, the American populace should not even waste their time by scrutinizing the White Houses ethics at all for the next four years.

http://www.theonion.com/article/transition-team-assures-public-trump-has-too-many--55029?utm_content=Main&utm_campaign=SF&utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=SocialMarketing
WASHINGTONSeeking to allay concerns about how the incoming commander-in-chiefs business ties would affect the way he governs, members of Donald Trumps White House transition team assured the American public Friday that the president-elect has far too many conflicts of interest to favor any individual one. The American people have absolutely nothing to worry about regarding Mr. Trumps ethical integrity, as his conflicts of interest are simply too extensive for him to give preferential treatment to any one of them in particular, said Trump senior advisor Kellyanne Conway, noting that the real estate magnates foreign and domestic holdings are so expansive and complex that it would be almost impossible for him to keep track of them all, let alone isolate one specifically and exploit it. Every single citizen can rest assured that none of Mr. Trumps vast array of investments will ever take precedence over any of the others. And even if one of his many business interests did stand to sway his position on an issue, another one of the thousands of other ventures he has a stake in would surely exert pressure to counteract it. So theres no reason for concern at all. Conway added that given how committed every member of the incoming administration was to upholding such rigorous principles, the American populace should not even waste their time by scrutinizing the White Houses ethics at all for the next four years.
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Transition Team: Trump Has Too Many Conflicts Of Interest To Favor Any Specific One (Onion) (Original Post)
Miles Archer
Jan 2017
OP
burrowowl
(18,494 posts)1. Long LIVE the Onion!
Initech
(108,931 posts)2. It's fake news, OK??? Where's Breitbart at?