If you MUST watch the inauguration - here's a sing-along for you:
Hail to the Cheat, he’s the disgrace of the nation,
Hail to the Cheat! We oppose him one and all.
Hail to the Cheat, as we vow our defiance
In proud fulfillment of our great, noble call.
Yours is the aim to make this grand country hateful,
This you will try, that's our strong, firm belief.
Hell to the one that Putin made commander,
Hell to the big loser! Hell to the Cheat!
I tried to stay close to the actual lyrics, which are kinda corny, and as of midday tomorrow, totally inappropriate:
Hail to the Chief we have chosen for the nation,
Hail to the Chief! We salute him, one and all.
Hail to the Chief, as we pledge cooperation
In proud fulfillment of a great, noble call.
Yours is the aim to make this grand country grander,
This you will do, that's our strong, firm belief.
Hail to the one we selected as commander,
Hail to the President! Hail to the Chief!
Feel free to join in with your own verses — a little ridicule is good for the soul. Or at least we can laugh in the face of fear.
