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(1,208 posts) Fri Jan 20, 2017, 02:14 AM Jan 2017

URGENT POLITICAL WEATHER MESSAGE

URGENT — POLITICAL WEATHER MESSAGE
POLITICAL WEATHER SERVICE WASHINGTON DC
1140 PM CDT THU JAN 19, 2017

...DEVASTATING DAMAGE EXPECTED...

HURRICANE DONALD...A MOST POWERFUL FUCKUP WITH UNPRECEDENTED
STRENGTH... RIVALING THE INTENSITY OF HURRICANE ADOLPH OF 1939.

MOST OF THE GOVERNMENT WILL BE UNMANAGEABLE FOR WEEKS...PERHAPS LONGER. AT LEAST ONE HALF OF WELL CONSTRUCTED AGENCIES WILL HAVE MANAGEMENT AND LINE FAILURE. ALL MIDDLE GROUND WILL FAIL...LEAVING THOSE POSITIONS SEVERELY DAMAGED OR DESTROYED.

THE MAJORITY OF NONPARTISAN GROUPS WILL BECOME NON FUNCTIONAL.
PARTIAL TO COMPLETE POLITICAL AND SOCIAL FAILURE IS EXPECTED. ALL RECENT ADVANCES WILL BE DESTROYED. CONSTITUTIONAL SAFEGUARDS WILL SUSTAIN MAJOR DAMAGE...INCLUDING SOME LAW AND ORDER FAILURES.

HIGH MORAL POSITIONS WILL SWAY DANGEROUSLY...A FEW TO THE POINT OF TOTAL COLLAPSE. ALL ETHICS OVERSIGHT WILL BLOW UP.

AGENCY DEBRIS WILL BE WIDESPREAD...AND MAY INCLUDE CRUCIAL ITEMS SUCH AS INSTITUTIONAL MEMORY AND EVEN WELL ESTABLISHED PROCEDURES. LINES BETWEEN LIGHTNESS AND DARK WILL BE MOVED. THE BLOWN DEBRIS WILL CREATE ADDITIONAL DESTRUCTION. CITIZENS...IMMIGRANTS...AND VISITORS EXPOSED TO THE FORCES WILL FACE CERTAIN DESPAIR IF STRUCK.

POWER REALIGNMENTS WILL LAST FOR WEEKS...AS MOST POWER CENTERS WILL BE ATTACKED AND ALLIANCES DESTROYED. INFORMATION SHORTAGES WILL MAKE WIDESPREAD PANIC INCREDIBLE BY MODERN STANDARDS.

THE VAST MAJORITY OF BASIC VALUES WILL BE SNAPPED OR UPROOTED. ONLY THE HEARTIEST WILL REMAIN STANDING...BUT BE TOTALLY UNRECOGNIZABLE. FEW FUTURE PLANS WILL REMAIN. PROGRESS LEFT EXPOSED TO THE WINDS WILL BE DESTROYED.

A HOMELAND LOCK-DOWN WARNING IS ISSUED WHEN SUSTAINED BULLSHIT NEAR HURRICANE FORCE...OR FREQUENT GUSTS OF BULLSHIT AT OR ABOVE HURRICANE FORCE...ARE CERTAIN WITHIN THE NEXT 12 TO 24 HOURS.

ONCE POLITICAL STORM AND HURRICANE FORCE BULLSHIT ONSET... DO NOT VENTURE OUTSIDE!