So...how does this work? Are the 1st wives kids the 1st children, and the others are

[LaydeeBug]

afterthoughts? Or second children?

Like how many kids with how many different mothers...does it matter? Are they ALL still 1st children?

That I already know the answer will never stop me from asking the question to those self righteous motherfuckers.

I'm not even sorry.

[pkdu]

1. First-Stripper only has one

that would make him 5th child

[Dark n Stormy Knight]

3. Excuse me, but they're white, so you're not allowed to

ask such questions

[Iggo]

5. LOL.

[rurallib]

4. First lady twice removed? or Third Lady

second lady once removed?

Can we get a group picture?

And what about all the former lovers and those he groped and molested? Do they get a mention?

The mind boggles

[Doreen]

6. I prefer to call the 3 eldest "children of the corn."

[muriel_volestrangler]

9. The 2 oldest sons are 'Ronnie and Reggie'

The Kray twins, models for Doug and Dinsdale, the Piranha Brothers.

[erpowers]

7. All First Children

I think all the kids are considered first children.

[Solly Mack]

8. Trump Spawn covers them all.