Breaking: Mango-haired Shitgibbon about to speechify at CIA Headquarters

[jpak]

[WhiteTara]

1. Look for pants stains where

he grabbed the genitals of the CIA chief and all the analysts letting them know he is the Pussy Grabber in Chief.

[Warpy]

2. Anything to grab the spotlight away from all them damn women

He's got to be the focus of everything, all the time.

[dalton99a]

9. Exactly.

[Leghorn21]

3. I've been waiting and waiting to see him try to speak today - can you imagine how

furious he is right now?!? Hell, he hates the CIA anyway, but now there's all these women all OVAH the WORLD trashing him, plus, he can't find his bikers, his beloved biker boys!!
Whoo hoo!!

[Rex]

4. Is it mango? I thought it was more tangerine.

Shitgibbon is a great descriptor for Dump...oh I am sorry folks, President Donald John (like the toilet) Dump!

[jpak]

5. "radical Islamic Terrorism must be eliminated"

"It's time to end it."

[Drahthaardogs]

6. WTF is he doing?

He cannot stop campaigning. He is stupid

[deminks]

7. His entourage is there cheering. Gawd this speech is terrible.

[jpak]

8. "Trust me - I'm like a smart person!"

"I know all about West Point"

[jpak]

10. "We have to start winning again"

"I'm young"

[jpak]

11. "Keep the oil" - iraq

"Maybe we'll have another chance"

[.99center]

12. "We should've kept the oil, maybe we'll have another chance."

[deminks]

13. He is insane. I hope the CIA realizes this

[jpak]

14. " I have a running war with the media - they're so dishonest"

cheers from the crowd.

[Horse with no Name]

15. He just said that the media are the ones that made up the story about him hating

the CIA

[deminks]

16. He went to the CIA to dispute the crowd estimates.

[lunatica]

17. ALL his speeches are stream of conscious blather

I think by now he has a well worn groove in his synapses - which we get to hear forfuckingever!

I'm sure the CIA people are wondering what the hell he's talking about.

I'm still wondering WTF!

[Horse with no Name]

20. they are a very cordial audience

so are they his people???

[deminks]

24. His entourage is with him doing the cheering like the press conference.

[jpak]

18. Now denying ignaugural fail - million and a half people showed up.

WTF

[CottonBear]

26. Is his speech being televised? N/T

[Drahthaardogs]

19. He is insane

He really is. He is so self absorbed

[NastyRiffraff]

21. I'll bet the CIA people have never heard anything like this!

Ye gods. It's worse than I thought.

[Horse with no Name]

22. They might be teaching a course in what gaslighting is

I truly hate him

[jpak]

23. Calling out Zeke from Time magazine

n/t

[lunatica]

27. Wrong place for comment

Sorry! I wasn't trying to respond to you

[jpak]

25. Bad Stand-up Comedian has left the building

ugh

[Historic NY]

28. CIA, lets just not tell him anything....its safer.

[lunatica]

29. Well other than ordering them to eradicate Isis from the face of the earth

What else did he say that is cogent to the CIA?