Sat Jan 21, 2017, 04:36 PM
JHan (10,173 posts)
Mike Pence disappointed that Nasty Women were allowed to be seen in public shouting and marching..
.... instead of knitting and baking in the kitchen where they belong - Source: The Onion.
Mike Pence Disappointed In The 200,000 Husbands And Fathers Who Permitted Women To Attend March WASHINGTON - Admonishing those responsible for failing to uphold their moral duties, Vice President Mike Pence expressed disappointment Saturday in the 200,000 husbands and fathers who had allowed the women and girls in their charge to attend the Women’s March on Washington. “I can’t tell you how let down I feel by the heads of these households who did not simply give their wives and daughters a firm, decisive ‘no’ when they asked to participate in today’s demonstration,” said Pence, noting with frustration that many of the protesters had been granted permission to travel across the country alone and stay for several days in a faraway city with no male chaperone whatsoever to guide and look after them. “There are a few men marching as well, so they must be the ones supervising this whole thing, and thank God for that. But I can’t help but feel that these ladies’ custodians—the ones who were supposed to be providing a masculine voice of reason on these sorts of matters—have really come up short today.” Pence stressed that he, for example, had told his 23-year-old eldest daughter that it was simply out of the question when she mentioned she was thinking of attending the march.
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JHan | Jan 2017 | OP |
annabanana | Jan 2017 | #1 | |
JHan | Jan 2017 | #3 | |
annabanana | Jan 2017 | #4 | |
TeamPooka | Jan 2017 | #2 | |
BumRushDaShow | Jan 2017 | #5 | |
JHan | Jan 2017 | #6 | |
NastyRiffraff | Jan 2017 | #7 | |
JHan | Jan 2017 | #9 | |
tandem5 | Jan 2017 | #8 | |
Blaukraut | Jan 2017 | #10 | |
Historic NY | Jan 2017 | #11 |
Response to annabanana (Reply #1)
Sat Jan 21, 2017, 04:38 PM
JHan (10,173 posts)
3. Seriously though, it's something he would think... lol.
Response to JHan (Reply #3)
Sat Jan 21, 2017, 04:40 PM
annabanana (52,791 posts)
4. probably does..
doesn't confide this belief in anyone but other fundy menfolk..
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Response to JHan (Original post)
Sat Jan 21, 2017, 04:40 PM
BumRushDaShow (112,157 posts)
5. The Onion is no longer satire
![]() Now if they had said that Pence was out marching with those women, THEN it would "The Onion"!! ![]() |
Response to BumRushDaShow (Reply #5)
Sat Jan 21, 2017, 04:41 PM
JHan (10,173 posts)
6. I thought it was real news tbh lol lol lol lol
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Response to JHan (Original post)
Sat Jan 21, 2017, 04:42 PM
NastyRiffraff (12,448 posts)
7. It is The Onion, but
it's not beyond the realm of possibility that it's something he would say, or at least think.
It's getting harder and harder to spot parody. |
Response to NastyRiffraff (Reply #7)
Sat Jan 21, 2017, 04:44 PM
JHan (10,173 posts)
9. The Onion: calling out reality better than many in the mainstream media.
Response to JHan (Original post)
Sat Jan 21, 2017, 04:43 PM
tandem5 (2,072 posts)
8. It's getting harder and harder to detect satire these days. SAD!
Response to JHan (Original post)
Sat Jan 21, 2017, 04:45 PM
Blaukraut (5,646 posts)
10. When I have to double check if it's the onion...
I have crossed into uncharted waters
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Response to JHan (Original post)
Sat Jan 21, 2017, 05:10 PM
Historic NY (36,758 posts)