Nicknames for WH spokesman Sean Spicer?

[underpants]

Heard any?
Come on DU - I know your juices are flowing right now.

WHAT. A. DAY!!!

[WinkyDink]

1. Spokesliar? Spokestoddler? Spokesmoron?

[Bucky]

21. Generality I don't like DU's need to make up cute names for terrible people...

but spokestoddler is pretty spot on.

[boston bean]

2. Spitter

[tblue37]

54. Charles Johnson of Little Green Footballs retweeted this on Twitter:

Baghdad Sean:

[boston bean]

57. hahahaha

[Akamai]

63. that is great! Although, perhaps "Tokyo Rose Spicer" might be in the top 10 epithets for him.

but "Baghdad Bob Spicer" has my vote!

[Wounded Bear]

3. Spokeswhiner....nt

[Horse with no Name]

4. Spastic Spicer? n/t

[Tommy_Carcetti]

5. Trump's Human Twitter. Nt

[cabot]

6. Skippy

I just call him Skippy.

[malaise]

7. Spokestool

He won't last

[brewens]

8. He's a tantrum throwing, bed wetting Donnies Boy! LOL n/t

[cabot]

9. Twitler Jr.? n/t

[LakeArenal]

12. Good one except...

Twitler has a Twitler, Jr. His own son.

I kinda like "Spokesliar

[cabot]

18. Ah yes...he has his very own children of the corn

I like spokesliar. it works.

[LakeArenal]

75. Just saw a good tag for Twitler....

BLOTUS Biggest Liar of the United States.. Ah... so many good ones.. Still like Twitler...

[Cha]

10. I dunno but he sure tells some whoppers that Lyin spicer

Steve Kim ‏@Fobwashed · 43m43 minutes ago
President Trump's hands are the "largest hands to ever exist, period." - Sean Spicer

https://twitter.com/eclecticbrotha

[cabot]

22. Trump and his fixation on his hand size reminds me of Uncle Jack

from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia." He's insecure about his hand size so he wears these huge, fake plastic ones.

[Cha]

26. Exactly!

[Wellstone ruled]

11. Trench Mouth.

[procon]

13. Baghdad Bob Spicer. nt

[SamKnause]

14. Lying suck up.

Puppet of the orange anus.

[ramblin_dave]

15. Baghdad Bob

[KewlKat]

71. yeah, that's my choice as well.

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

16. Sean Squealer

https://www.cliffsnotes.com/literature/a/animal-farm/character-analysis/squealer

[SticksnStones]

17. "Former Press Secretary Sean Spicer"

[cyndensco]

72. I was thinking Fired.

Yours is better.

[Jacob Boehme]

19. Dune version

[Ilsa]

69. Lyin' Spice. NT

[Takket]

20. it has already been said but Baghdad Bob is obvious.

[kairos12]

23. The Ass from Tass.

[ffr]

27. I like this one!

[dalton99a]

45. +1

[betsuni]

24. Spiced Whine

[underpants]

28. Oooh!

[kairos12]

34. That'll leave a mark.

[TheCowsCameHome]

25. Slime Spreader, Slime Sphincter

[Renew Deal]

29. Propaganda Minister

Minister of Truth

[Lucinda]

30. Kellyanne Lite so far....he just spewed and ran....gonna have to

learn to stay and fight if he wants a proper nickname from me.

[herding cats]

31. Snow Job Spicer?

Song and Dance Spicer?

Squandered My Career Spicer?

[dhol82]

32. and, can someone tell him to get a better fitting jacket?

Geeze, you would think the uses trump's tailor.

[kairos12]

36. I noticed that also. Jacket was as ill-suited for him as he is for the job.

[dhol82]

38. Damn straight!

Looked like it was his father's.
Not a good look when you are having a pathetic rant.

[blue neen]

61. Let's face it. Trump probably hasn't paid Spicerboy yet.

Sean the Gaslighter is waiting for his first check from us, the taxpayers.

[muriel_volestrangler]

84. This should fit him well:

[tblue37]

33. Baghdad Bob says it all, don't you think? nt

[IggleDuer]

48. Stalingrad Sean

N/T

[liberal N proud]

35. Slimy Spicer

[LandrosT]

37. Spicy Whiner

[kairos12]

39. LOL.

Welcome to DU.

[JenniferJuniper]

40. Cry-Baby Spice

[underpants]

41. Nice!

[Worktodo]

42. Baghdad Bob

Gotta agree with so many others here. And hey NOBODY thinks this is important (the crowd size). It's funny. But it's not important. So let's 1) have that be the focus of the press conference and 2) lie beyond all belief.

[DrDan]

43. it sure won't be clothes-horse sean, or dapper-sean . . . wonder who he borrowed the suit from

[kacekwl]

44. S/S Sam

[NanceGreggs]

46. Well, we've had ...

... "Scary Spice", "Sporty Spice","Baby Spice", "Ginger Spice", and "Posh Spice".

Now we have "Deranged, wouldn't-know-a-fact-if-it-bit-him-in-the-ass Spice(r)."

At least the former Spice Girls were entertaining. Spice(r) boy? Not so much - unless you're a fan of being told you're lying eyes can't be trusted, but a lying putz should be taken at his word.

Is there anyone attached to the Trump administration that is even remotely familiar with the facts?

So far, I haven't seen any.

[underpants]

50. ?

In this day and age do they really think they can get away with clearly stealing and lying. Easily checked facts, from YESTERDAY, that we all saw.

Stealing stock photos from Obama's inauguration
The fake speech writing photo at the concierge desk
Comparing the CIA to Nazis and acting like it didn't happen
He didn't make fun of someone with a disability??!

I guess keep his deep dark base is the goal. I don't know.

BTW this episode by Spicer was one part performance art of what would normally be a Trump tweet, one part try desperately to take some attention away from the marches today.

[True Dough]

59. You're right

but Trump is so shameless that he doesn't seem to care. There have been numerous Drumpf lies that have been debunked by comparing that with his own previous tweets or video clips, but it just doesn't faze him. He turns around and does it again the next day.

[ProudLib72]

47. I'll tell you what I want

what I really really want.

If you don't want me to lie
You got to get with prez...

[Zo Zig]

49. Bagdad Spice

NT

[frogmarch]

51. The Ol' Gaslighter of Capitol Hill

from Wiki:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaslighting

Gaslighting or gas-lighting is a form of manipulation through persistent denial, misdirection, contradiction, and lying in an attempt to destabilize and delegitimize a target. Its intent is to sow seeds of doubt in the targets, hoping to make them question their own memory, perception, and sanity. Instances may range from the denial by an abuser that previous abusive incidents ever occurred up to the staging of bizarre events by the abuser with the intention of disorienting the victim. The term owes its origin to Gas Light, a 1938 play and 1944 film, and has been used in clinical and research literature.

Not intended to disparage the old song "The Old Lamplighter."

[rurallib]

52. Baghdad Stupid

[arthritisR_US]

53. Propaganda Czar

[GusBob]

55. Guy swallowed by his suit

[applegrove]

56. Was he holding up the morning newspaper proving it was from today?

[BeyondGeography]

58. Crock of Sean

[True Dough]

60. How about "Old Spice"

Because he surely has to shower after a tall-tale strategy session with Drumpf.

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

62. Kellyanne Spicer

[HopeAgain]

64. One word for all of them ... Traitors

[ksoze]

65. Sean Sphincter

[GeorgeGist]

66. Twitch

[Greywing]

78. I really like this one

[JHan]

67. Mouth of Sauron

[Laura PourMeADrink]

68. pussy whipped

[Drahthaardogs]

70. I just watched him and Vanilla Spice just popped into my head.

Cheesy assed fake rapper name? Spice, Spice, Baby!

[milestogo]

73. Liar.

[BamaRefugee]

74. Patty Hearst Spicer

[Sunlei]

76. Republican Propaganda Minister

[yortsed snacilbuper]

77. Sean(Joseph Goebbels)Spicer

[ananda]

79. Penis enhancer in chief.

Nt

[revmclaren]

80. Wormtongue....

Fits in so many ways.

[dchill]

81. Pansonfier.

[Cracklin Charlie]

82. Seanny Hayseed?

[oasis]

83. Lying Sack of Shit. Period.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

85. Baghdad Spice

Little man in a big suit