How long before we see Trump in a pseudo-miltary uniform?

[edhopper]

Over and under bet?

I say 3 months to a year.

[Eliot Rosewater]

1. Before or after he uses a nuke to wag the dog?

Who could he nuke that Putin would want him to nuke, while taking attention off his crimes?

[Horse with no Name]

2. well conjob had her nutcracker uniform on

Maybe Disney will provide trump with one of the old Prince Charming uniforms....the one with the big shiny buttons and snazzy fringe epaulettes?

[Sanity Claws]

3. Was Kellyanne modeling it on Inauguration Day?

[Bettie]

4. I've wondered this too

A military style uniform, covered in gold braid and unearned medals.

I say six months or immediately after he starts a war.

[dalton99a]

17. A terrific uniform

[Blanks]

26. The medals...

Obviously have to be pinned on by someone with larger hands.

[icymist]

5. I don't believe one has been designed with a tie long enough to cover his crotch.

Maybe someone could design a loin cloth to cover that area. Tough design job...

[RKP5637]

7. He does like those long ties ... must be making up for something ...

[Doreen]

6. The only reason I do not think he will do that

is because he like that extra long tie that is always touching his dick.

[roamer65]

8. In 6 months, he will be wearing another uniform.

An orange jumpsuit. He will look like a big Sunkist Orange. Just don't juice him.

[Ilsa]

9. He can pin on his prep school medals for bedmaking and punctuality. nt

[HassleCat]

10. Could be. Some sort of CIC pin or medal.

He can wear it with the Order of Lenin.

[LeftInTX]

11. Nah, he can't even button his suitcoat. A military coat would look silly unbuttoned

Same with fatigues, he would have to tuck his shirt in or it would look sloppy.

I think he will toy with the idea, he may even order something special online, but after looking in the mirror, he will settle on civilian clothes.

[ecstatic]

23. Lol. He could wear a uniform while seated in video messages

That would address the fat/ small dick insecurities.

[ProudLib72]

12. Doesn't he already have a purple heart? n/t

[GReedDiamond]

13. I'd rather see him in a jumpsuit...maybe something in orange...

[doc03]

14. I would say in three months he is likely to

be wearing a straight jacket.

https://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.Mefdfff72438e0e728008da963ce0df32o0&pid=15.1&P=0&w=300&h=300

[coolbreeze77]

15. I want him to do it the attack adds write themselves.

[2naSalit]

16. Next week....nt

[lpbk2713]

18. Makes me think of Khadafi

He had a different outfit for every occasion.

[TheBlackAdder]

20. Not enough gold... Think completely low-class trash.

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[dalton99a]

22. Has to be beautifully covered.

[TheBlackAdder]

19. Perhaps he can use Alexei Sayle's Benito Mussolini costume, when he performed on The Young Ones?

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[highplainsdem]

21. Bruce Bartlett asked that in a tweet yesterday:

Link to tweet

How soon before Trump starts appearing in a military uniform encrusted with ribbons and fake medals to get some respect?

[Cha]

24. Like Con way?..

[alterfurz]

25. remember the uniforms Nixon self-designed for his White House security staff?

probably still a closetful of them somewhere in the WH basement that Emperor Trump could recycle for his Palace Guards!

[DetlefK]

27. Nah. He likes his comfy but badly-tailored suits.

[Kolesar]

28. This

The tent that General Grant met in