There's hope

[cyclonefence]

Sean Spicer just said the administration is going to work to eliminate duplicity--no more alternative facts!!1!

[NCTraveler]

1. That comment, in itself, is an alternate fact. nt.

[csziggy]

2. Minister of Propaganda needs more practice at the truth

But I am afraid the concept is completely foreign to his and the moron he works for.

[hurple]

3. Nope...

They're going to fix it so there's nothing *but* "alternative facts"

So that their view of reality is the only view the American public can see...

[Jacob Boehme]

4. Joseph Goebbels has approved the following message:

"This administration is going to work to eliminate duplicity--no more alternative facts."

[Yonnie3]

5. Words have meaning

I'm sure the Federal employees will be glad to know that they have:

du·plic·i·ty
d(y)o͞oˈplisədē/
noun
noun: duplicity

1.
deceitfulness; double-dealing.
synonyms: deceitfulness, deceit, deception, double-dealing, underhandedness, dishonesty, fraud, fraudulence, sharp practice, chicanery, trickery, subterfuge, skulduggery, treachery; informalcrookedness, shadiness, dirty tricks, shenanigans, monkey business;
literaryperfidy
"he got caught up in the duplicity of his crooked partners"

[cyclonefence]

6. Pre-cisely

Donald Trump has the best words; he just doesn't know what they mean.

[Iggo]

7. Did he really say "duplicity"?

[cyclonefence]

8. yep

because duplication is so, well, pedestrian. IIRC, he used the "duplici-" root several times--no more "duplicitousness" was my fave. I'm not sure that one is even a word.