Onion: WH Staff Reminded To Place Lids Firmly On Trash Cans After Steve Bannon Gets Into Garbage

[Miles Archer]

White House Staff Reminded To Place Lids Firmly On Trash Cans After Steve Bannon Gets Into Garbage Again

http://www.theonion.com/article/white-house-staff-reminded-place-lids-firmly-trash-55168?utm_content=Main&utm_campaign=SF&utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=SocialMarketing



WASHINGTON—Following a series of incidents that left food and used paper products scattered throughout the West Wing, White House staff were reminded Friday to place lids firmly on all trash cans after President Trump’s senior advisor, Steve Bannon, got into the garbage again. “It’s imperative that everyone securely fasten their receptacles so as not to attract Mr. Bannon by the smell of rotting fruit or moldy bread,” said White House chief usher Angella Reid, noting that Bannon was crafty and could work his way into almost any type of bin if there was even the smallest gap. “Just last week, he tracked old coffee grounds through the Roosevelt Room and then left a pile of chicken bones under the Resolute desk. This problem is getting out of hand, so if everyone steps up, it’ll mean a lot less sweeping for all of us.” Reid added that any staffers who encountered Bannon while he was feeding could attempt to shoo him away by loudly clapping their hands, but should not directly approach him, as he could be carrying some sort of disease.

[get the red out]

1. Love it!

I am trying to contain a laughter explosion!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. That one made me LOL.

I wonder when the Onion staff will be sent to the gulags?

[dalton99a]

3. Good one.

[smirkymonkey]

4. LOL! That's great!

He is such a little rodent - it's perfect!

[oldtime dfl_er]

5. thanks for the laugh

this is hilarious

[LeftInTX]

6. He's a pig!!!

[bigbrother05]

7. At first thought raccoon, but pretty sure he's a skunk

[Dave Starsky]

8. I'm dyin' here.

That is hilarious and 100% on target.

[uponit7771]

9. Bannon look like he stink on purpose

[anneboleyn]

10. "Garbage panda" Steve Bannon. Damn this Onion piece was hilarious!

"Garbage panda:" habitat in North America, omnivore known for its famous face "mask" and tendency to break into garbage cans and other areas to find human food leftovers.

[pansypoo53219]

11. possums creapy enough.

[FailureToCommunicate]

12. Caught on camera...

**burrrrrp**

[tenorly]

13. No wonder Trump's so fond of him.

They look - and eat - like they were separated at birth.

[center]

"Oh, boy! Plop, plop; fizz, fizz."[/center]

[BlancheSplanchnik]

15. Later, after the virus has incubated.....