Paul Ryan Gets Added to Wikipedia Page on Spineless Animals (Invertebrates)

[Miles Archer]

Paul Ryan Gets Added to Wikipedia Page on Spineless Animals (Invertebrates)

http://www.politicususa.com/2017/01/28/paul-ryan-added-wikipedia-page-spineless-animals-invertebrates.html



It isn’t as if we didn’t know it already, but Paul Ryan has joined the ranks of invertebrates, those critters a lacking a vertebral column – you know, like worms. The Wikipedia page saw the addition made and was first spotted by BuzzFeed’s Alp Ozcelik.



Wikipedia notes the characteristics of invertebrates:

The trait that is common to all invertebrates is the absence of a vertebral column (backbone): this creates a distinction between invertebrates and vertebrates. The distinction is one of convenience only; it is not based on any clear biologically homologous trait, any more than the common trait of having wings functionally unites insects, bats, and birds, or than not having wings unites tortoises, snails and sponges. Being animals, invertebrates are heterotrophs, and require sustenance in the form of the consumption of other organisms. With a few exceptions, such as the Porifera, invertebrates generally have bodies composed of differentiated tissues. There is also typically a digestive chamber with one or two openings to the exterior.

[eleny]

1. He's gone now but that's a priceless screen grab!

Rec'd.

[guillaumeb]

2. Somewhat unfair to other invertebrates.

He is a shameless whore for the rich.

[Farmgirl1961]

3. fabulous -- we need more of this dark humor!

[democratisphere]

4. Thanks for properly classifying this most heinous of creatures.

This is one species I hope goes extinct soon.

[Runningdawg]

5. Troll Level EXPERT

Bravo.