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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsFlorida Pastor flees naked and afraid, begs forgiveness for tryst
http://www.wcnc.com/news/pastor-flees-naked-and-afraid-begs-forgiveness-for-tryst/394897072
According to a Tallahassee Police report, officers went to the Sienna Square apartments on Capital Circle Northeast in the middle of the afternoon of Jan. 17 after a woman called to report that her husband was angry and had a handgun after he encountered his wife and Simmons having sex in the daughter's bedroom. The man came home early after the school called him to pick up his sick son. The school had tried unsuccessfully to reach the wife.
According to the woman, Simmons came over to discuss starting a business and providing less fortunate kids with clothes and shoes, but they ended up in bed together. The woman told police she and Simmons began establishing a relationship last October.
After the husband interrupted the tryst, he yelled, "I'm gonna kill him," and ran to the master bedroom for his handgun; Simmons fled the apartment naked and hid behind a nearby fence.
The wife then called the police and her husband left with Simmons' clothes, wallet and car keys, which he threatened to drop off at the church. He also threatened to expose Simmons on Facebook.
According to a Tallahassee Police report, officers went to the Sienna Square apartments on Capital Circle Northeast in the middle of the afternoon of Jan. 17 after a woman called to report that her husband was angry and had a handgun after he encountered his wife and Simmons having sex in the daughter's bedroom. The man came home early after the school called him to pick up his sick son. The school had tried unsuccessfully to reach the wife.
According to the woman, Simmons came over to discuss starting a business and providing less fortunate kids with clothes and shoes, but they ended up in bed together. The woman told police she and Simmons began establishing a relationship last October.
After the husband interrupted the tryst, he yelled, "I'm gonna kill him," and ran to the master bedroom for his handgun; Simmons fled the apartment naked and hid behind a nearby fence.
The wife then called the police and her husband left with Simmons' clothes, wallet and car keys, which he threatened to drop off at the church. He also threatened to expose Simmons on Facebook.
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Florida Pastor flees naked and afraid, begs forgiveness for tryst (Original Post)
Miles Archer
Jan 2017
OP
A hectic scene that no doubt would nevertheless work well to the tune of
Warren DeMontague
Jan 2017
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Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)1. A hectic scene that no doubt would nevertheless work well to the tune of
"Yakety sax"
msanthrope
(37,549 posts)6. Damn you, Warren. Guess what's reverberating in my brain? nt
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)7. Heh, sorry.
"Faster, Pastor!"
democratisphere
(17,235 posts)2. What a fraud. Satan made him do it.
raccoon
(31,110 posts)3. I just love it when santimonious, hypocritical Xians, who act like they're SO superior
to others who don't believe exactly as they do, get caught like he did.
Having---GASP---SEX with somebody else's wife! Committing ADULTERY!!
cwydro
(51,308 posts)4. That's hilarious .
Vinca
(50,260 posts)5. Praise the Lord and pass the condoms. ROFL.