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Miles Archer

(18,837 posts)
Tue Jan 31, 2017, 07:54 AM Jan 2017

Florida Pastor flees naked and afraid, begs forgiveness for tryst

http://www.wcnc.com/news/pastor-flees-naked-and-afraid-begs-forgiveness-for-tryst/394897072



According to a Tallahassee Police report, officers went to the Sienna Square apartments on Capital Circle Northeast in the middle of the afternoon of Jan. 17 after a woman called to report that her husband was angry and had a handgun after he encountered his wife and Simmons having sex in the daughter's bedroom. The man came home early after the school called him to pick up his sick son. The school had tried unsuccessfully to reach the wife.

According to the woman, Simmons came over to discuss starting a business and providing less fortunate kids with clothes and shoes, but they ended up in bed together. The woman told police she and Simmons began “establishing a relationship” last October.

After the husband interrupted the tryst, he yelled, "I'm gonna kill him," and ran to the master bedroom for his handgun; Simmons fled the apartment naked and hid behind a nearby fence.

The wife then called the police and her husband left with Simmons' clothes, wallet and car keys, which he threatened to drop off at the church. He also threatened to expose Simmons on Facebook.
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Florida Pastor flees naked and afraid, begs forgiveness for tryst (Original Post) Miles Archer Jan 2017 OP
A hectic scene that no doubt would nevertheless work well to the tune of Warren DeMontague Jan 2017 #1
Damn you, Warren. Guess what's reverberating in my brain? nt msanthrope Jan 2017 #6
Heh, sorry. Warren DeMontague Jan 2017 #7
What a fraud. Satan made him do it. democratisphere Jan 2017 #2
I just love it when santimonious, hypocritical Xians, who act like they're SO superior raccoon Jan 2017 #3
That's hilarious . cwydro Jan 2017 #4
Praise the Lord and pass the condoms. ROFL. Vinca Jan 2017 #5

raccoon

(31,110 posts)
3. I just love it when santimonious, hypocritical Xians, who act like they're SO superior
Tue Jan 31, 2017, 08:24 AM
Jan 2017

to others who don't believe exactly as they do, get caught like he did.

Having---GASP---SEX with somebody else's wife! Committing ADULTERY!!

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