I was killed in the Bowling Green Massacre!!!111!

[PurgedVoter]

I remember it clearly, it was so horrible that to this very day I am not sure when or where it happened.
There in the midst of it all, the Flaming Cheeto Warrior tried to defend us with his Tiny Fists of Rage.
You have to respect the Tiny Fists of Rage, All of the mass from the corpulent Cheeto Warrior is concentrated into a very small area causing immense destructive force. Much like his awesome tweets of hate.

Sadly it was not enough to stop the devastation despite the Flaming Cheeto Warrior. He stood boldly and glared at the enemy, with his reverse raccoon glare. The enemy that is kind of hard to describe exactly even though I remember it all clearly. In any case the Flaming Cheeto Warrior's defense was really big, really classy and perhaps the best defense ever. A really great defense. It saved everyone. Except the people who were not saved, like me.

[asiliveandbreathe]

1. Yes, this BG BS is funny - but a diversion from the drums beating for war -

Focus DUers, we MUST - YODA...

[dalton99a]

2. Yep. Shining objects are taking eyeballs away from the real trainwreck.

[randome]

3. "All Bowling Green Victims Go To Heaven" -the upcoming reality show on FOX News!

[hr][font color="blue"][center]Meredith McIver approves of this post.[/center][/font][hr]

[ret5hd]

4. I Am Bowling Green!

[jpak]

8. We are all Bowling Green.....

....and Negan...

[PurgedVoter]

5. My theory on the Bowling Green Massacre

It was planned for this weekend to manufacture consent but someone jumped the gun.

[Squinch]

6. I miss you already.

[jpak]

7. I died 10 times

and saw a thousand kittens killed!!!

[jeanmarc]

9. I lost everyone of my children there, bastards!

We have to protect our borders and refugees are bad!

I lost 34 of my children. It was terrible!

[MoonRiver]

10. I'm so sorry for (your?) loss.

But, did you make it to Heaven, or wut????

[Donkees]

11. Good thing that I was working as a brain surgeon that night at Bellevue and saved you...

[PurgedVoter]

13. I will always be thankful to you!

I know it was a rough night for you, I am grateful that you saved me. It was a pity that you couldn't save Kellyanne Conway's brain at the same time.

[Donkees]

15. I'm not a doctor, I just volunteered. I work in the cafeteria. Glad you're ok :)

[bathroommonkey76]

12. We will Never Remember-- God bless you.

Link to tweet

Link to tweet

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

14. I drew the chalk outline around your mortal coil that you shuffled off. So sad.