I'm No Expert, But I Bet tRump Farts A LOT and has Chronic, Monumental Diarrhea

[stopbush]

Maybe he's up all night tweeting because he's busy depositing his innards in the crapper. He's already told us he exists on a diet of greasy fast food. That would explain a lot, no?

[fleur-de-lisa]

1. LOL! That would indeed explain a lot!

[ananda]

2. Well, every time he talks it's verbal diorrhea all right!

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[guillaumeb]

3. To your title:

Are you referring to Trump's speeches?

If so, I agree completely.

[moda253]

4. on the list of things I didn't really need to read about nt

[stopbush]

6. Made ya look...made ya think.

Impossible to unremember, no?

[malaise]

5. Well we know he's full of

shit

[Blue_true]

7. I will need time to wash that image from my brain. nt

[In_The_Wind]

8. Yes, that explains it perfectly.

[Donkees]

9. Chronic

[Sanity Claws]

10. He strikes me as the constipated type

He sits on the toilet a long time, tweeting away, because his bowels won't move. Everything about him strikes me as constipated and backed up.

[cyclonefence]

12. Yeah, that's what I think, too

and I'm praying for an Elvis.

Although with all that grease, he may have a well-lubricated chute. Hope not.

[Initech]

11. He definitely has verbal diahrrea for sure!

[randome]

13. This is the bowling green massacre of which KAC spoke.

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[liberal N proud]

14. We can always hope that one day he farts and deflates in to oblivion

[mnhtnbb]

15. The real reason he cut short the phone call with the Australian PM

was that he got a sudden call from the Colon God and had to respond.

[pansypoo53219]

16. rather he was constipated & takes an elvis.