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cyclonefence

(5,167 posts) Fri Feb 3, 2017, 04:27 PM Feb 2017

Responses to snide remarks about my pussyhat?

I haven't had to use it yet, but here's what I'm going to say: "Does my hat bother you? Good--that's what it's supposed to do."

I welcome suggestions. I want to memorize responses so I'll be ready for the inevitable nasty crack.

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Responses to snide remarks about my pussyhat? (Original Post) cyclonefence Feb 2017 OP

My pussyhat gets more head than you do elehhhhna Feb 2017 #1

... CrispyQ Feb 2017 #2

And it was such a *tasty* coke... cyclonefence Feb 2017 #3

Holy shite! You won the internets for the day (and then some)! demmiblue Feb 2017 #5

Lol Lars39 Feb 2017 #6

What the problem? You're a dickhead... elehhhhna Feb 2017 #10

Meow crazycatlady Feb 2017 #4

"Its probably the closest you've come the the real thing since procon Feb 2017 #7

Did you really have to mention "nasty crack" in your text MiniMe Feb 2017 #8

"You don't see a lot of pussy, do you?" Danascot Feb 2017 #9

elehhhhna

(32,076 posts)

1. My pussyhat gets more head than you do

Reply to cyclonefence (Original post)

Fri Feb 3, 2017, 04:29 PM

Feb 2017

CrispyQ

(41,100 posts)

2. ...

Reply to elehhhhna (Reply #1)

Fri Feb 3, 2017, 04:34 PM

Feb 2017

cyclonefence

(5,167 posts)

3. And it was such a *tasty* coke...

Reply to elehhhhna (Reply #1)

Fri Feb 3, 2017, 04:35 PM

Feb 2017

I need a spit-take smilie about here.

Excellent

demmiblue

(39,944 posts)

5. Holy shite! You won the internets for the day (and then some)!

Reply to elehhhhna (Reply #1)

Fri Feb 3, 2017, 04:37 PM

Feb 2017

Lars39

(26,553 posts)

6. Lol

Reply to elehhhhna (Reply #1)

Fri Feb 3, 2017, 04:40 PM

Feb 2017

thankee

elehhhhna

(32,076 posts)

10. What the problem? You're a dickhead...

Reply to elehhhhna (Reply #1)

Fri Feb 3, 2017, 07:22 PM

Feb 2017

This one's all in the delivery though, you have to sound perplexed.

crazycatlady

(4,492 posts)

4. Meow

Reply to cyclonefence (Original post)

Fri Feb 3, 2017, 04:37 PM

Feb 2017

procon

(15,805 posts)

7. "Its probably the closest you've come the the real thing since

Reply to cyclonefence (Original post)

Fri Feb 3, 2017, 05:26 PM

Feb 2017

you accidently walked in on your grandma in the bathroom, yeah?

MiniMe

(21,883 posts)

8. Did you really have to mention "nasty crack" in your text

Reply to cyclonefence (Original post)

Fri Feb 3, 2017, 05:46 PM

Feb 2017

Danascot

(5,292 posts)

9. "You don't see a lot of pussy, do you?"

Reply to cyclonefence (Original post)

Fri Feb 3, 2017, 06:33 PM

Feb 2017

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