Latest insane Trump tweet, about "EASY D!"

[highplainsdem]

Link to tweet

Big increase in traffic into our country from certain areas, while our people are far more vulnerable, as we wait for what should be EASY D!

Pretty sure he meant "easy decision"...but I'm anticipating a Twitter trend coming up with wonderful alternatives for "EASY D."

[DURHAM D]

1. Was he talking about me? I am not easy. nt

[Laura PourMeADrink]

41. LOL !!!!

[montana_hazeleyes]

53. I'm giving out my first heart to you for that! lol

[Solly Mack]

2. Easy D by Queasy D.

And this man is president.

Sad.

[Eliot Rosewater]

3. White House occupant is a child. And that is being generous. This is embarrassing.

[highplainsdem]

24. True. He's an international embarrassment.

[highplainsdem]

4. Oregonian reporter: "*scratches EASY D off list of potential rap names*"

Link to tweet

[brush]

54. Yep. It's taken. Trump's alter ego, Easy D, drops his first rap album on Monday

[Orsino]

5. Easy D is his rap name.

Given him because he never did anything difficult.

[Initech]

7. I thought it was the Real DJT!

[elehhhhna]

6. I'll bet Millenia is getting some easy D in New York City

[snooper2]

8. Urban Dictionary- Easy D is a girl with large chest who is easy

[FSogol]

26. Then, who is easy Double D?

[Motown_Johnny]

49. Twin sisters?

[3_Limes]

9. Ha Ha Ha!!

She's probably all about the D now that donnie is out of her hair!!!

Grab all you want Melania! We'll make more!

[exboyfil]

10. Easy Defense

As in football??

[randome]

11. "Easy dump". He was happy at how little time he needed on the toilet.

Which is where he does his best twittering.
[hr][font color="blue"][center]Donald Trump's scorecard:
Muslim ban = failed. Yemen raid = failed. Approval ratings = failed.
Mexican wall = failed. Economic utopia = failed. Grade point average = 0.[/center][/font][hr]

[chelsea0011]

33. Yea..it's what you take after ExLax

[highplainsdem]

12. Bloomberg reporter: OVERHEARD in Senate press gallery: "What does Easy D mean?"

Link to tweet

[highplainsdem]

13. MSNBC producer: Gay Twitter knows a thing or two about Easy D.

Link to tweet

[highplainsdem]

15. Josh Barro: Dude, if you want easy D, you can find it on Grindr.

Link to tweet

[fleur-de-lisa]

16. LOL!

[bravenak]

14. Donald Trump Crazy as Catshit

[OilemFirchen]

17. We down with Easy D.

He got the soft TP.
He buy the best Downy.
He be the OMG.

[Lucinda]

34. LOL

[highplainsdem]

18. CNBC reporter: Searches for "Easy D" are spiking on Google right now. Not kidding.

Link to tweet

[3_Limes]

20. With many dank memes soon to follow. n/t.

[highplainsdem]

19. And Easy D is now trending.

https://twitter.com/search?q=%22Easy%20D%22&src=tren

[world wide wally]

21. That was his motto in school

[highplainsdem]

22. BuzzFeed editor: Somewhere right now WH staff discussing how to tell POTUS what Easy D means

Link to tweet

[orleans]

51. ok, i give up. what does "easy d" mean? n/t

[NightWatcher]

23. Does he mean Chuck D?

Never knew trump was a fan of Public Enemy

[brush]

55. Or Easy E.

[logosoco]

25. America is made great with new knowledge of slang terms!!!

I haven't found a use for it yet in my daily life, but I know when I do it is going to do something really great and bigly!!

[highplainsdem]

27. Andrea Mitchell actually managed to read the tweet w/o laughing, said he meant "decision"

[highplainsdem]

28. I've seen lots of tweets imagining Spicer's reaction, or SNL writers typing furiously

[grantcart]

29. My favorite 2 memes for the price of one. Easy D will play at Bowling Green memorial concert

"Tremendous news that EASY D has agreed to play the Bowling Green memorial concert! It's going to be terrific. BIG FAN!"

[Louis1895]

30. New Trump Hat Available

[SidDithers]

31. Trump Draws, quick off the mark...

Link to tweet

Sid

[Still In Wisconsin]

32. Easy-D: STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPETENCE!

Damn, it's just too easy.... D

[Coventina]

35. You win the thread!!!

[Lucinda]

36. Awesome!

[grantcart]

38. lol

[brush]

56. Now that made me bust out laughing. "Best of Thread" award.

[VOX]

58. Da winnah, hands down!

Brilliant, Still in Wisconsin. Thank you!

[grantcart]

37. BREAKING: Ambulances are queing outside 30 Rockfeller Center

Apparently there are multiple injuries are citied among SNL writer's corp. Injuries range from a damaged spleen from hysterical fits of laughing to a broken wrist from trying to grab the nearest lap top.

[Still In Wisconsin]

39. I have heard it's a similar scene outside of the Onion office!

[highplainsdem]

40. LOL! You'll like this HuffPo editor's tweet:

Link to tweet

[matt819]

42. Huh?

Easy D - graffiti tagger?
Easy D - gang member?
Easy D - newest rave drug?
Easy D - new name for New Orleans? Shouldn't that be the Big Easy D then?
Easy D - newest detergent from Method?

[highplainsdem]

43. Mashable article: Trump's 'Easy D' tweet took the internet straight to penis jokes

http://mashable.com/2017/02/08/trump-easy-d-tweet/

[freepotter]

44. Closest he could get

to spelling "decision" correctly and auto-fill couldn't complete it for him.

[maxrandb]

45. I think he's talking to himself here

Ya' know..."Go easy Donald"

edited to add...he's nucking futs!!!!!

[chowder66]

46. Ah. Yes. I thought it was "D" for Deportation. nt

[sarcasmo]

47. Trumps grinder name, Easy D.

[alphafemale]

48. Maybe the grade he got in school?

Barely above fail?

[DFW]

50. Right. EASY D

A new megalopolis stretching from New Orleans to Dallas?

[Snackshack]

52. Governing

By fear, plain and simple. He wants everyone to be afraid. Would not surprise me to see that Homelamd Security color chart for threat level to come back in the near future.

[MoonRiver]

57. So funny, I thought he was referring to Princess Diana!

Figured he was going to start claiming he actually did nail her! Thing is, considering Orange, it wasn't really a far fetched idea.

[VOX]

59. Been shakin' my damn head so much I'm gonna carve a new neural pathway...

One wherein I just shake my head constantly, without rest.

That's kinda dark. Need some sleep!