I was just informed, by a right wing troll, that there have been 67 unreported terror attacks

[Siwsan]

And they weren't just terror attacks - they were BLOODY terror attacks and I should hope that the next one doesn't take out my family. Well, that kind of goes without saying.

My response was to tell her that since the attacks were unreported, and yet she knew about them, she must have high standing in the homeland security agency. But also, did she perhaps 'spill the beans'?? I mean, if they weren't reported, maybe that was for a strategic reason. So far, she hasn't countered me.

Sometimes I wish they presented more of a challenge.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

1. were these 67 attacks on her brain??

[hvn_nbr_2]

12. No, not on her brain. IN her brain.

Right there in her own imagination. And, if it happened in a wingnut's imagination, you know it's true.

[NRaleighLiberal]

2. these people really seem to be living in endless fear.

snowflakes!

[The Wielding Truth]

3. Gullible. They buy this propaganda like it's a new iphone.

[HAB911]

4. perhaps she is part of the terror cell if she knows so much! n/t

[Leghorn21]

5. She's got it all wrong, Siwsan - 67 unreported ATTAKES! By ATTAKERS! ffs, what a giboni. eom

[Siwsan]

6. Damn those attakers!

Especially those alternate fact attakers. Thems be the worstest.

[Leghorn21]

7. Agrede!! n/t

[Bradical79]

8. Ha! First thought that came to mind too...

If some rando on the internet is aware of a terror attack, then it's obviously been reported.

[Iggo]

10. I love that.

"...some rando..."

[Iggo]

9. Them: "There's been 67 unreported terror attaks."

Me: "How do you know?

[NewJeffCT]

11. When W was president

there were near monthly attacks on abortion and family planning clinics around the country by religious kooks. Those barely made the news.

[KelleyKramer]

13. I had pretty much the same conversation with an in-law

He said there were dozens of terrorist attacks that were never reported.

And I had the same reaction that you did. I asked him... if they were never reported then how the hell do you know about them??!

He seemed a little taken aback (the dumbass obviously doesn't think anything through)

So I pressed him hard.. how do you know about them? Did you get a top secret report? Do you work for the CIA???

Then he just started spewing word salad.

I told him that I actually DO work for the CIA.. and I have seen the report on you, it says you are an insane idiot. And I started laughing at him.

This really pissed him off and the more he talked I just laughed louder and louder.

Can't wait until I see him again, first thing I will ask him ... so, what does your secret report say this week? And before he can say anything I'll just laugh as loud as I can

Dumbass!